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The_Ali
aka Ali Iovino is a 21.96 year old girl, has been a member since February 17, 2009, has scored 3,685 submissions, giving an average score of 1.90, helping 31 designs get printed.
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Shake hands - not babies.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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byslexia is a ditch.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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I'm growing my hair until I don't have to wear clothes anymore.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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When I was a kid we had cassettes, pogs, better 'toons, and Pluto
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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There's no way to look hardcore while throwing glittery confetti
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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Clowns are just goths taking too many anti-depressants.
of 53 votes, 42% like it
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I'm only wearing this because my toga is in the wash.
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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Liquidity: when you look at your investments and wet your pants.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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If I'm still standing I haven't had enough to drink
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Whatever you do, don't think about purple elephants.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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93% of statistics are made up on the spot.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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I add "In bed" to all of my fortune cookie fortunes.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic
of 51 votes, 59% like it
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Drugs lead nowhere... but it's the scenic route
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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There's a good chance I'm currently drunk.
of 33 votes, 58% like it
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I am most likely currently under the influence of something.
of 44 votes, 43% like it
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Tell me who you are so I don't feel awkward not remembering.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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You can only pass if you beat me in rock, paper, scissors.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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I'll try anything seven times.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Don't never not mess with double negatives.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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I literally "LOL"ed.
of 39 votes, 46% like it
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I'll do anything for a dollar.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Socrates was a bully.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*Insert Awesome Band*
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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*Insert witty, sarcastic, and entertaining slogan*
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Awesome music is like an orgasm for the ears.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Beer tastes better after the first five.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Caffeine Addict.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Everything is better naked.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Gravity loves me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I challenge you to a game of pogs
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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I don't skinny dip - I chunky dunk!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I hate pants. But I love this shirt.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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I hate people.... Except for you, of course.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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I love mosh pits.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I love to sleep naked.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I make lassos with pink glittery shoelaces.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I secretly hate all of my friends.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I strongly suggest we get naked.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I want to get knocked up so I can buy threadless.com's kid shirts
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm still a virgin... I just got splashed walking past an orgy.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm tired of people comparing my love life to penguins.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving isn't for you.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Indifferent.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It costs a dollar to read this.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Let's play phone tag.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Mancala Champion
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Merry-go-rounds aren't very merry when you have hippophobia.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My inner child misses the boy bands that sucked with style.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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My New Years Resolution was to drink more... I keep it realistic.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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No one does it better than yourself
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Oh snap... crackle AND pop!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Other people's music interests infuriate me.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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ROSHAMBO!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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The glass is half... who the hell has been drinking my beer?!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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There's no way to look cool while playing the keyboard.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When god hands you lemons... it's time to find a new god.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Why do I expect to see half of my Phonebook when I go to Tools?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Why have a six-pack when you can have a keg?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Xylophones make everything sound happier.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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You can sleep when you're dead
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You can't have AWESOME without ME.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/901712/The_Ali
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All about me
I'm a Long Islander and somehow made it to Ohio for college. Thanks to my roommate, Threadless has become my new addiction for when I'm not paying attention in class or not consuming too much alcohol.
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