Taxi cabs: They drive me crazy
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Western culture can't be explain without yeha! woo-hoo! and d'oh!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Hell-o!
Godbye!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Europe is not a country?!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Share your best with the world! (and the worst too)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I mean I'm mean
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Newspapers are more usefull if you're a cat
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Music and my epileptic atacks makes me dance!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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homeless at work
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i'ts raining cats and dogs. I'm allergic to dog fur!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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French kiss is not french, i'm sorry
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I used to say terrible things, now i make them!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Barney is not gay! He only don't like girls
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hey, what i used to be? mmm, this boobs maybe bring me a clue
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Excuse me sir, do you know where is the crematory?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I have a inner kid, i wonder how he enter inside me
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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They make pate de foi gras of what!?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I love the happy faced poops, look! there is one under your shoe
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My mom loved the last one of Harry Potter, she said: "zzzzzz
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm out of business...
wanna come to a party in my mansion?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Greetings from hell. It's really a good weather here.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Wanna know how i learned to dance?
I used to kill roaches
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm wearing a disguise.
Actualy, i'm an alien
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Peace and love brother... hum, you are not my brother, sorry
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Rules rules! (not really)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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¡Eres un gran idiota! means in english: you're awesome!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Today is the end of the world, have a nice day!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I swear it!
i was so hot in highschool
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Thanks god!
i forget to wear my pants again
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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A dinosaur ate your math teacher?
That's sad, or not?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Girl: if your boyfriend is gay, is not really your boyfriend
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Can you help me? I need to make pee
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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My dog is falling in love with you
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Can you spell FRIJOLES?
I can´t, it's too hard!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'll give you five dollars if you pretend you're my girlfriend.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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