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CazKing
aka Carol King is a 32.57 year old girl, has been a member since February 13, 2009, has scored 3260 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14.
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nerds know stuff.
of 36 votes, 61% like it
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quirky is the new weirdo.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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cupid should just mind his business!
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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baked beans: music to your bum
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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My friends Basil and Rosemary know how to spice up a party.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Cannibalism bites.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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I think sloths are onto something.
of 40 votes, 57% like it
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Awsomeness runs in the family.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Rub me and I'll grant you three wishes!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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thinking hurts my brain!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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just read this, laugh, and pretend it say's something funny.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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For sale: one set of morals. Good condition. Price negotiable.
of 29 votes, 52% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
attractively challenged.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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bee sting.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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being nice is so overrated.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Betcha I can get naked quicker than you - ready, set, go!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Cabdrivers pick up.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Dogs are so lucky..wish I could like my own balls.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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don't shoot the messenger. Just beat his ass and send him back.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Eat with whipped cream and strawberries.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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eh. sucks to be you.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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facebook/nosy b*tch. same difference.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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get outta my facebook!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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handsome, funny, rich, nah there's gotta be something wrong here.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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hi, i'm brad pitt, I steal peoples identities.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i know how you could improve that outfit - take it off.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I sleep with nerds.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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i'd turn gay for Ellen.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i'll be the chip you be the dip.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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if beauty is only skin deep then your kidneys are so ugly!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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if I was a dog, I would be humping your leg right now.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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if u can't read this then maybe u just don't know how to read?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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if you can't read this, come closer stupid!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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if you squint your eyes, I do look a bit like Brad Pitt.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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if you think I just sleep with random strangers, you're right!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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im not a dr. but I know how 2 play drs. & nurses if that help
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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im so, so dirty, please give me a sponge bath.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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maybe your prettyness will rub off on me, let's give it a try.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My humour repells beauty.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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no complaints so far.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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these pants have been very naughty. They must be spanked.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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wanted: one hot piece of ass. ugly people need not apply.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Warning: I sabotage my own happiness.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/899023/CazKing
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My slogans:
"Nerds know stuff"
"Awesomeness runs in the family"
"I think sloths are onto something"
Born in England living in Australia. Married with a 2 year old little girl who is super cute, and another one on the way.
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