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adorablepancreas
aka Carolyn is a 18.4 year old girl, has been a member since February 7, 2009, has scored 3348 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33.
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The truth won't set you free if you're a criminal.
of 45 votes, 64% like it
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The kettle was offended by the pot's political incorrectness.
of 49 votes, 49% like it
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I'm going to stop using cliches if it's the last thing I do.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
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For time travel tips, ask the children. They are our future.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
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Actually, I think Elvis just went in the other room.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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Sugar: Helping neighbors meet since the discovery of sugar.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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Hopscotch: the newest drinking game.
of 44 votes, 66% like it
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The possibilities are endless. Apparently so are cliches.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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You can push the envelope, but it will remain stationery.
of 64 votes, 69% like it
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Penguins are always ready for fancy occasions.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
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Music is my forte.
of 44 votes, 43% like it
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The heavy shower of cats and dogs broke my umbrella.
of 50 votes, 46% like it
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I tried to stretch a dollar, but it ripped.
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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One big step for man, one blow to the ego for gravity.
of 56 votes, 73% like it
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Those prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
of 53 votes, 60% like it
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This virgin olive oil tastes a little trampy.
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Not talking to strangers resulted in my lack of friends.
of 73 votes, 64% like it
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Marching Bands: like the military but without the guns.
of 73 votes, 59% like it
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Neither a little birdie nor a grapevine has ever told me anything
of 95 votes, 74% like it
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A snail's pace seems fast if you're molasses.
of 65 votes, 45% like it
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I'm not actually very acquainted with the back of my hand.
of 79 votes, 59% like it
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Rain, Rain go away. Come again when there's a drought.
of 99 votes, 65% like it
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If it walks and quacks like a duck, it's me in a duck costume.
of 78 votes, 47% like it
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The kitchen sink often feels left out.
of 110 votes, 77% like it
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The cat that's got my tongue was chasing the frog in my throat.
of 84 votes, 57% like it
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Can the benefits of my doubt come in medical form?
of 67 votes, 43% like it
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I would hope my blood is thicker than water...
of 100 votes, 53% like it
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An apple a day would make me really sick of apples.
of 140 votes, 73% like it
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Everything in moderation. Except moderation.
of 122 votes, 58% like it
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I don't have multiple personalities, but I do.
of 143 votes, 61% like it
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Originality is so cliche.
of 126 votes, 53% like it
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If leprechauns are lucky, why are they so short?
of 132 votes, 61% like it
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Dsylxiea rckos.
of 145 votes, 57% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Alliteration is as amusing as animated anvil accidents.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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If time travel is impossible, then how can time fly?
of 86 votes, 36% like it
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Mozart hates chickens. They talk about Bach too much.
of 103 votes, 37% like it
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Sometimes life isn't fair. That's why cookie dough was invented.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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The cats, dogs, and men broke my umbrella.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The ground we stand on isn't so solid if we're in quicksand.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
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The kettle was offended by the pot's racist slur.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Time is money: Tell that to the unemployed.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Underwear: Perfect For Wrapping Your Stimulus Package
of 111 votes, 38% like it
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What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there if it's an STD.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Your mother attends an institution of higher education.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/895154/adorablepancreas
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Freshman at UCSD!
Oh, if you're feeling generous, and would like to give a couple STPs out, I wouldn't mind some.
Shirts I own:
Pillow Fight
There's No Crying in Breakfast
Stop Destroying Our Planet
Race
Now That's Dope
Wishless
Books Are Good For You
No Sweets
My Playtree
Tragedy Struck
I need to STP:
NiNTH WHEEL
FM365
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