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adorablepancreas
aka Carolyn is a 20.9 year old girl, has been a member since February 7, 2009, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 65 designs get printed.
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The truth won't set you free if you're a criminal.
of 59 votes, 71% like it
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The kettle was offended by the pot's political incorrectness.
of 60 votes, 52% like it
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I'm going to stop using cliches if it's the last thing I do.
of 77 votes, 68% like it
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For time travel tips, ask the children. They are our future.
of 61 votes, 49% like it
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Actually, I think Elvis just went in the other room.
of 44 votes, 48% like it
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Sugar: Helping neighbors meet since the discovery of sugar.
of 50 votes, 62% like it
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Hopscotch: the newest drinking game.
of 52 votes, 67% like it
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The possibilities are endless. Apparently so are cliches.
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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You can push the envelope, but it will remain stationery.
of 76 votes, 72% like it
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Penguins are always ready for fancy occasions.
of 53 votes, 57% like it
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Music is my forte.
of 49 votes, 45% like it
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The heavy shower of cats and dogs broke my umbrella.
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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I tried to stretch a dollar, but it ripped.
of 51 votes, 51% like it
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One big step for man, one blow to the ego for gravity.
of 67 votes, 75% like it
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Those prosthetic limbs cost an arm and a leg.
of 58 votes, 60% like it
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This virgin olive oil tastes a little trampy.
of 60 votes, 58% like it
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Not talking to strangers resulted in my lack of friends.
of 80 votes, 66% like it
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Marching Bands: like the military but without the guns.
of 77 votes, 58% like it
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Neither a little birdie nor a grapevine has ever told me anything
of 100 votes, 74% like it
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A snail's pace seems fast if you're molasses.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
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I'm not actually very acquainted with the back of my hand.
of 84 votes, 61% like it
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Rain, Rain go away. Come again when there's a drought.
of 103 votes, 65% like it
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If it walks and quacks like a duck, it's me in a duck costume.
of 81 votes, 48% like it
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The kitchen sink often feels left out.
of 116 votes, 78% like it
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The cat that's got my tongue was chasing the frog in my throat.
of 89 votes, 58% like it
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Can the benefits of my doubt come in medical form?
of 70 votes, 44% like it
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I would hope my blood is thicker than water...
of 102 votes, 53% like it
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An apple a day would make me really sick of apples.
of 145 votes, 73% like it
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Everything in moderation. Except moderation.
of 128 votes, 59% like it
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I don't have multiple personalities, but I do.
of 147 votes, 61% like it
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Originality is so cliche.
of 130 votes, 54% like it
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If leprechauns are lucky, why are they so short?
of 135 votes, 61% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Alliteration is as amusing as animated anvil accidents.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Mozart hates chickens. They talk about Bach too much.
of 103 votes, 37% like it
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Sometimes life isn't fair. That's why cookie dough was invented.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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The ground we stand on isn't so solid if we're in quicksand.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
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The kettle was offended by the pot's racist slur.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Time is money: Tell that to the unemployed.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Underwear: Perfect For Wrapping Your Stimulus Package
of 111 votes, 38% like it
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What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there if it's an STD.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
Sophomore at UCSD!
Oh, if you're feeling generous, and would like to give a couple STPs out, I wouldn't mind some.
Shirts I own:
Pillow Fight
There's No Crying in Breakfast
Stop Destroying Our Planet
Race
Now That's Dope
Wishless
Books Are Good For You
No Sweets
My Playtree
Tragedy Struck
Dulces Vacaciones
The Composition
Smiley Factory
I need to STP:
NiNTH WHEEL
FM365
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