my mind was barely in college, I went to a 2 yr community college, and graduated in 1.5 yrs, overloaded with classes, got lucky skipped a few, and landed a job before I finished, been here since

I went to a party the other night; a goat was there.

what i meant by that is I didnt really do anything but work and study

at the end of each semester we had a baby toss. we'd go into town where all the young parents were walking around with their babies in strollers. when the parents weren't looking, we'd steal the babies and head back to campus. in the science building was a staircase leading up to the roof, so a bunch of us would go up there with all these babies. we'd each take turns tossing them off the roof toward the nearby tennis court. whoever threw their baby the farthest won. whoever had the shortest distance had to buy everyone else drinks that night.



i usually got pretty decent distance. i cleared the fence on a few occasions. most times the babies just smacked right into the fences, though.



it was a real bitch to clean up, but totally fun.

I went to a college once. To use the potty.





I had to wait, though, 'cause there was a goat.

...wow tracerbullet. That made me chuckle, and feel horrified and guilty for chuckling, all at the same time.

me and my roommate Alison would dress up as ninjas in all black and throw water balloons at people walking past our windows, we would also throw them along with squirting supersoakers at these annoying skaters that would cause a ruckus outside our building on the steps at like 4am. Our windows faced this quad area so it echoed, one time this guy was practicing his putt on the grass and we yelled things like FORE and BIRDY! when he would swing.

at the end of each semester we had a baby toss. we'd go into town where all the young parents were walking around with their babies in strollers. when the parents weren't looking, we'd steal the babies and head back to campus. in the science building was a staircase leading up to the roof, so a bunch of us would go up there with all these babies. we'd each take turns tossing them off the roof toward the nearby tennis court. whoever threw their baby the farthest won. whoever had the shortest distance had to buy everyone else drinks that night.



i usually got pretty decent distance. i cleared the fence on a few occasions. most times the babies just smacked right into the fences, though.



it was a real bitch to clean up, but totally fun.





One of the finniest things I have ever read.

yup finniest, not funniest

chris currently holds the record for most sexual assault accusations in one semester

Beto's is really the only place open late, so everyone goes there. Its a semi-cheap mexican place.

one time this drunk guy stumbled into our hall and pissed on the RA's door because he wrote him up that was hilarious

There was a group of us that would always get together for house parties, and at least once during each night of binge drinking we would sing this together:





Also, we had our own circle of death rules, and we'd play quarters a lot. AND beer pong, of course. Also, I'd bong at least one beer during the night of drinking.



I posted this in the phases blog already...

(this was four years ago before I could maintain my curly hair and realized I hated it blond so don't judge me)





ALSO

trashcan punch, but we called it cowboy punch because we were osu cowboys...and we put a lot more fruit in it...and everclear...and 151...

circle of death -- put cards in a circle, take turns choosing a card



A - social

2-3 - red drink, black give

4 - whores

5 - thumbmaster

6 - dicks

7 - sentences

8 - I never

9 - busta rhyme

10 - categories

J - make a rule

Q - Questionmaster

K - King Cup (first three pour into a cup, fourth king drinks it)

Ahhh, college.

Once I set up a fake drawing class in the foyer of my dorm hall, and had a nude model (one of my friends and me (draped with a sheet)) and we had people pose as students, and then started to get people to sit down and start drawing with us.



By the end, we did like a 2 hour life-drawing course in the middle of the enteryway, had like 20 people take part, and didn't once get asked why we were there, if we had permission, etc.



Good times.

some of those accusations were against those babies

hahaha that's amazing Krimson.

It was fun. I still don't understand how no one tried to stop us. We were 15 feet away from the enterance desk.

HOUSE OF PIES WIN!!!



I don't do anything in college besides study and shit like that. I made the Dean's List last semester. Oh, I go to concerts a lot to, but by myself. ;_;

Yeah I'm boring, too. My friends that are a few years younger are like, KERRY, YOU USED TO BE COOL!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?

lol @ Kerry being more worried about her hair in the picture than her being on her knees sucking a hose.

I was boring in high school. Didn't do much. I mean I hung out with friends and stuff but we didn't do anything very interesting. I hope to break out of my shell a bit when I start college in the fall.

Also, my final exam for a Philosophy class took place in a bar. The proffesor bought a couple bottle of wine, We all drank and yakked about Kant, Foucault, and the Detroit Lions.

i like pies!

can i come too?



-k.

Oh man, I can not think of a better thing to do, Chris. You, me, banana cream pie. I need nothing more.

Krimson:

where did/do you go to college? haha sounds awesome.

Is this "House of Pies" you speak of, international?

In Houston, I'd go to House of Pies at 3:00 AM with my friends, drink coffee, eat pie, smoke cigarettes.



Also, I liked to wear my leather jacket and a wife beater a lot. And drink. Often mixed together.



holy fuck. I just got an entirely new image of Chris.

So my best friend Karen and I play Boggle a lot

OH GOD, PLUS KAREN, 2 AWESOME 4 WORDS.

Mike4507 on Jul 22 '09 at 3:31pm

lol @ Kerry being more worried about her hair in the picture than her being on her knees sucking a hose.

LOL...good point, wasn't sucking it yet, you'd know when I was...it wasn't raised up yet...wow I get worse and worse as I type.



adorablepancreas on Jul 22 '09 at 3:31pm

I was boring in high school. Didn't do much. I mean I hung out with friends and stuff but we didn't do anything very interesting. I hope to break out of my shell a bit when I start college in the fall.

I was the same way, I was quiet as a mouse and wouldn't speak up for anything...now things are different. Thank god for alcohol.

i drank beers in school secretly on a weekly basis.

chris is so clever.



I LOVE boggle and board games



especially scrabble and trivial pursuit...and taboo...and scattergories.

I went to the National Funeral Museum yesterday with my best friend Alex...it was a little dead...



their motto is "every day above ground is a good day"



-k.

I love Catch Phrase and Apples to Apples. And Blokus. everyone should play Blokus.

apples to apples kicks ass as long as you know everyone you're playing with and have enough people

haha no that's alright Jackanapes. I'm not easily influenced/scarred. I wanna hear about all types of college experiences.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 22 '09 at 3:41pm

I love Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit.



If I'm ever at another meet up of any extent, I'd like to play some board games.



Also, I realized you are not in college yet, Pancreasperson. I feel like I'm being a bad model.





I just realized that, too, Chris! I feel horrible.





DON'T DRINK. You'll just take 6 years to graduate college like I did.

I go to school at Michigan State.



At the risk of looking terribly gay, here is the video evidence of the fake life-drawing class.

I will kill you at Scrabble.

Kerrn on Jul 22 '09 at 3:39pm

I went to the National Funeral Museum yesterday with my best friend Alex...it was a little dead...



their motto is "every day above ground is a good day"



-k.



Spelunkers wouldn't agree.



(also lol @ your pun. you win my heart)

Seriously, don't feel horrible. Even if I do drink a little, I will not let it affect my schoolwork that much. Plus, I'm going to a very non-party school so I'd have to go off campus to do it, so it wouldn't be happening very often.



Carry on as you were, don't worry about my not-in-college-yet-ness.

all of college was the best memorable blurry memory

Tips for Carolyn

1. attend your classes (sounds like common sense, but it's easy to wake up, think you don't feel like it, and say you'll read to catch up)



2. Turn in the stupid little hw or bonus points because trust me, it does make a difference!



3. Introduce yourself to your professors



4. Don't eat too much.



5. Don't booze too much.



6. Keep it up outcha (hahah I'm a jerk)

You fools bumped past my pictures!

hahaha Krimson that's amazing.

adorablepancreas on Jul 22 '09 at 3:44pm

Seriously, don't feel horrible. Even if I do drink a little, I will not let it affect my schoolwork that much. Plus, I'm going to a very non-party school so I'd have to go off campus to do it, so it wouldn't be happening very often.



Carry on as you were, don't worry about my not-in-college-yet-ness.



You remind me of myself when I was still sweet, innocent, and uncorrupted.

thanks Kerry for the tips. lol

kevin you are a beautiful example of the human form