i'm waiting for my foot massage .....
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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still waiting to win the lottery
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i yike yak stuff
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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i'm not lazy
i just don't give a damn
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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u were mistaken,u thought i was someone that cared
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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ok i do love you
now will you wash my car?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i'm one minute passed my nap time
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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bride to b-
to be nuts soon for getting married
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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i woke up on the wrong foot, I'll go try to wake up on the right
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's Friday night
Do you know where your man is at?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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God gave us teens to keep us busy.....
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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u caught me in my t-shirt
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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"don't flirt with me"
i'm happily married
I THINK
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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if your reading this
it means i got your attention
:) hello
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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you light up my life with big electric bills
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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kids = stress
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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please someone,
steal my dog
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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can i be demoted from housework?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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valentines day sucks when your single
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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u rock more then my rocking chair
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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love =
enter when needed
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I'M HUNGRY
got food?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'M HUNGRY
god food?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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OMG
U FIG OUT WHAT IT STANDS FOR :)
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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LUCKY U,
I'M IRISH
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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when i said..."i'll have it on the rocks" i didn't mean
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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"phone home" or don't come home
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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obama kissed my momma
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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being PARENTS is a lifetime job
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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madd =
moms against dumb drunks
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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visit my main site
http://www.cafepress.com/doubledawgdareu
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i'm not the Housewife of the month
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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It's not how you get there, it's what you get there on :)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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God tells me what to do, I just can't figure out how to do it :)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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housewifes
"do it better"
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i still don't wash windows,but i make a great apple pie
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i do pilates
because i have to :)
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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i want attention
http://www.threadless.com?streetteam=sunnyfaye
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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my kids gave me wrinkles
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i'd give you this shirt i have on, but it's the last thing i own
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i'm a biker,thats why i like her
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i'm a bum,feed me
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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train wrecked
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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obama is the man, if he can't win nobody can
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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obama is drama
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i'm not with stupid,
I AM stupid
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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if you think i'm ugly ,you should see my parents
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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yawn
someones tired
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i love faye
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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i'm tipsy in ypsi
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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if you want to get along with your spouse ,just say
"yes d
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i'm single tonight
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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hug my pug,
then hug me
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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rock the boat baby
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt because the rest of the tees are dirty
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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loves attention,give me some
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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faye rocks the house
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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give permalink a wink :)
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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i'm single,you need a girlfriend?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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shake and take
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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secret to being married is to grin and bear it
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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love my boyfriend
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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u look better on "my space"
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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i'm perrrrrfect 4 u
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i got mad at hubby ,so i hid my toothbrush
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i luv my kids
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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let your soul shine
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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The government supose to help us, not the other way around
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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luv my wife
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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<3 my hubby
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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being layed off sucks!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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when you sprinkle on the tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i need a bailout!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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money can't buy happiness,but it sure damn helps
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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my momma voted for obama
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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i never hang around fishing buddys because,i'm always on line
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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i woke up because,i had to pee
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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blame the mailman
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i'm with smart ass
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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men are like recipes,you never know which one will turn out
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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BASEBALL IS MY LIFE
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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PIGS R 4 LOVIN
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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R WE THERE YET?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i double dawg dare u
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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i'm running because i had to take a dump :)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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will fish 4 food
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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NO I CANT!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i'm a pig,
i ate the whole thing
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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leave me b
I'm working
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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kiss me i'm irish,slip me some tongue im french too
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm busy,can i ignore you later?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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SORRY doesn't work for me anymore
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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God musta spent more time on ME :)
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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shhhhhhhh it's so quiet out here ,i can hear a chevy rust
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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i'm 2 good 2 b true
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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i'm not lazy, i'm pregnant
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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ignore my car,my treasure is in heaven
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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pigs are for lovin,not the oven
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Your lucky,you get to see yourself naked everyday.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'M 2 GOOD 2 BE USED
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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