|
LeviMcAwesome
aka Levi McCandless is 19.58 years old, has been a member since February 5, 2009, has scored 299 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93, helping 5 designs get printed.
|
If life gives you lemons make grape juice and laugh at confusion
of 54 votes, 26% like it
|
I'm not addicted to drugs, I just really like pretty colors.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
|
Dude, 2009 is so last year.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Mr. Butt...Teaches Asstrology.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Pienometry,
The only place where Pi = Pie
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
Life is better with background music.
Duhn Dhun Duuuuuhn!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
|
Jogging + Dancing
Dude, let's go JANCING!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Wait...
What happens if Mars explodes?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
I tripped on an escalator and fell down the stairs for two hours.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
|
|
Wait, Dinosaurs are extinct?!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Yes, I do give high fives to dolphins..
of 19 votes, 32% like it
|
Smelling sound has been my lives GREATEST accomplishment.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
|
1-2-3
Oh! And you thought I was gonna do a trick.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
Yeah... I can taste colors. What can you do?
of 9 votes, 44% like it
|
Don't worry when the zombies come for our brains, you'll be safe.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
|
|
Fornication Under Consult of the King
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
While it seems comical, this shirt does prevent lung cancer.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
When you wish upon a star...nothing happens.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
|
Stop global warming... We need the ice for a party.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
|
-beside apple-Teachers touch the future...They should be arrested
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Secretly, this shirt is a simulator...And it feels awesome!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
|
I think people should wear motivational speeches on their shirts.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
In a world where what you see is what you get.. The blind suffer.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
I'm sorry, but at the time my dancing was appropriate.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
|
|
Morse Code...I'd tap that.
of 22 votes, 59% like it
|
When I farted I "accidentally" blew up your cake.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
Your funny! (looking)
of 24 votes, 25% like it
|
|
According to Urban Dictionary, my name is extremely sexual.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
This glue smells GREAT!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
I found a flier, your Mom seems to be open all night Saturday.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Condiments: A safer way to eat lunch.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
|
It's okay, I lost too.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
If I could swim, I would Totally save you from drowning.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
|
Too bad life doesn't come with background music.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
|
Save gas, hitch hike the handicapped.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
|
My soundtrack....Is totally wicked.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
|
|
And you all thought I died in a plain crash.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Did you just put that in your mouth?!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
|
An you all thought I died in a plain crash.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
|
|
I am not Buddah, stop rubbing my tummy.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
you may worship me now.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
|
pretend you just read something funny on my shirt.
of 25 votes, 48% like it
|
|
Your just jealous because the voices are only talking to me.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
|
I'd share with you.. if you weren't so dirty.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
This is completely original.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
|
W.O.W.: a game for those in in a cubical.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
If you get really close to this, you may be just as awesome as me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
CAUTION.. Stupidity is afoot.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
|
I bleed crimson and purple. You know, like real people do.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
Naomi is I moan backwards.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
|
Naomi: is I moan backwards.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
|
|
Excuse me, it seems I've lost my Virginity
of 23 votes, 26% like it
|
So hows that um.. "problem".. you've been having.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
illiteracy, like AIDS, is spreading like wildfire.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
|
I was paid to write this, but i never got the money.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
Yeah, Sure.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
If only I could fit 1 thousand words, it'd be a picture.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
|
I think Zebras should be a universal transportation unit.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
I'm better than ninjas..AND PIRATES!!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
|
If your head is in the clouds all the time, then can you fly?
of 25 votes, 40% like it
|
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
-beside apple-Teachers touch the future...They should be attested
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
...........
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
A Dream: The World Were Everyone Can Fly.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
|
|
All my friends talk about me behind your back.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
BANANA BANANA BANANAAAA!!!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
Baseball, I'd hit that.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
|
Boozin'
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
Caution! Do not Iron this shirt while wearing it!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
D D
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Daanngg
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
Dance Party; Pants Optional.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?!
I'M HAVE AIDS NOW!!! I HELP PEOPLE!!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
|
|
Does this butt make my pants look big?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
don't be a player hater be a hater playa!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
Don't Change Yourself Change The WORLD.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
|
Don't do that, it's stupid.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
|
Don't hate me 'cause I'm purple.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
|
Don't worry when the zombies come for our, brains you'll be safe.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
|
|
Don't worry,
My Dad is Chuck Norris.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
every time you wear this, a sheep is crying.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
F<insert iretr here>uck!
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
|
Finger: when pulled - magic happens.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Give me a sec, my Unicorn is outback.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
Goodbye!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Hey! Whats crakalackin? Let's start snackin.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
Hey, can I touch you bubbles?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
Hey, can I touch you bubbles?○○
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Hey, I'm wearing my iShirt, wanna use the touch screen.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Hi, I'm mentally disabled.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
|
How are-OOP! I gotta pee.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
|
I am an only child, my brother was a wet dream.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
I became confused when I realized tomorrow is today.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
|
I cheated on the Rubik's cube with the crossword puzzle.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
|
I didn't even know birds could talk.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
I enjoy this almost as much as I enjoy my own voice!
of 10 votes, 30% like it
|
|
I have a photographic memory, and i just looked up your skirt.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
I Have ADOS
(Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny)
of 13 votes, 38% like it
|
I HAVE TOURRETTES!!!!!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
|
I just don't understand why the ants keep bursting into flames.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
I just dropped the bomb!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
I just vibrated your skull.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
|
I LOVE CEREAL!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
I promise I'm a super hero, I just cant find the phone booth
of 33 votes, 27% like it
|
I saw....that....thing..
..that you just did...it wasn't cool.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
|
|
I swear that was just mayonnaise on your bed.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
|
I thought i changed the world, but it was just a mirror.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
I'm Chuck Noriss's father.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
I'm gonna throw darts at your face...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
I'm So Ferkin Awesome.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
|
iBite, the iPod for Vampires
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
If you put a twist on your tit it's a titty twister.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you might be upside down.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
|
|
Im in the Guinness book for wearing this shirt the most in a year
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
iPod killed the radio star...
of 11 votes, 27% like it
|
|
It's a Hair Flip!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
Jesus:
The dude who mows my lawn.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
Jew, is just another number in Japanese that's spelled wrong.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Keep it up...I know I will.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
|
Life is just better when your ridding a Unicorn.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
Life isn't Photoshop...You can't just hit undo.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Life just better with a Unicorn.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
like a salad without lettuce...your pointless.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
Most times, what happens in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Much like Batman I am superpowerely challenged.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
My crabs jump three feet..While I'm wearing pants
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
My crabs jump three feet..While I'm wearing pants ;D
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
|
My hard-drive is too full to care about politics.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
|
My headlights are on.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
My least favorite planet would have to be your mom.....
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
|
My version of the bible doesn't lie about equality.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
My version of the bible dosn't lie about equality
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
Nascar:
Left Turn! Left Turn! Left Turn!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
|
Naturally Outrageous.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
NO..
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Now hover over the "um, stupid" button and click rapid
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
|
OMG! Earthquake! Darn it Parkinson. Get you hand off my shoulder!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
OMG, I JUST LAWLED!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
|
Only a genius can read directions.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
|
People don't kill people PENCILS kill paper!!!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
Psst! I'm a spy, but don't tell anyone that.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
|
Psst: I farted a little.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Radio, It's like magic, But invisible
of 21 votes, 38% like it
|
sheep: triumphantly NOT the creators of T-shirts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
That's okay, I'm still fly
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
|
the wiener takes it all!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
|
They'll run as fast as KENYANS!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
This is my dating shirt.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
|
This one time! at band camp! well...you know
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
This shirt has 65 characters on it on it on it on it on it on it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
this shirt is magical.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
|
This shirt never touched by human hands.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
Time really doesn't heal anything.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Too bad you don't look like that in person.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Try it, you might get a little smarter, wait scratch that.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
We could have a battle royal!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
|
Wearing shirts if fun..but not wearing them is even funner.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
|
What? McTacco?!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
When life gives you lemons.. you paint that shht gold!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
|
When theres a rainbow, I'm at the other end...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Whine life gives you lemons.. you paint that shht gold!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
White space... It's like an awkward moment for texting.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
|
Will flash 4 Cash!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Wow, You Looked So Much Better On Myspace. D:
of 15 votes, 33% like it
|
YAHHH Trick
of 28 votes, 7% like it
|
You remind me of a Pokemon. I just want to Pikachu.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
|
You smell like.. oh, oh wait, I can't say that.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
|
Your a loser, trust me, I know one when I see one.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
Your stupid, But it's ok, I like your stupid.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Your stupidity is just bettering my chance of winning.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
Yur ghey
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
^^^^^^^^^^^^
WIDE LOAD
of 0 votes, 0% like it
|
http://threadless.com/profile/893926/LeviMcAwesome
|
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
|