Going to work is like being pecked to death by a duck
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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This shirt was designed as a distraction. Now I have your wallet.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Look at me while I'm hitting you in the face!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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If you're looking at my chest I'm gonna stare at yours.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I (Ctrl + x) myself to feel alive
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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This is my "write on me when I'm drunk" shirt.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm shy. Why don't you ask ME out.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Arrogance Is Confidence Without Self Awareness.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Justice is best served with a side of bacon
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Look at me when I hit you in the face!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt would look better if it was on your floor.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hey, Kids! It's time to use the F word.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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If everything seems to be coming your way... duck!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If I were a cannibal, I'd eat punks like you for breakfast
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Your such a 8==D
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I love poor defenseless animals. Especially in a good gravy.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Listen... do you smell something?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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ouy esufnoc ot siht etorw tsuj I
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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?interesting t-shirt a make reverse in words writing Do
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Listen... Shut up for a second.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Let's make fun of the Amish. They'll never find out
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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If found dead wearing this shirt, I probably deserved it
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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