Behind every shirt, there is a hanger.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Sweatshop kids don't find this shirt as funny as I do.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I cuddle afterward.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I miss the good ol' days when USA blamed its problems on Russia
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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If you stare at my shirt long enough something funny happens.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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If I smell funny it's because last night was awesome.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'd be 10 times cooler with a long sleeve shirt underneath this.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You say non-conformist, I say lonely loser.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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You can ask me anything as long as it's about how I got so sexy.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I call this look "Undeserved sense of accomplishment."
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I really hate that me being awesome means you have to suck.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You're no prize yourself.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Since when did every shirt I own have to say something clever?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I stimulated a crappy economy by buying a crappy t-shirt.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Biological Aeronautics is for the Birds
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Fihgt Dislexai
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Together we can find a cure for attention deficit di
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If only I'd had a shirt this awesome in high school!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I've never worn a shirt that presented a paradox.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I donate money to third-world children (by buying crappy tshirts)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm related to Kevin Bacon (In only 4 degrees!)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Everything's got a trigger in Texas
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt offends everyone except blind people.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Inner beauty is overrated.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Let's get cocky!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Obligatory "Your Mom" Shirt
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I want my last words to be "Hey! Check this out."
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Sorry this statement wasn't more entertaining.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Jokes that weren't funny enough for TV usually wind up on shirts.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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All proceeds of this shirt go towards the fight against nudity.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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This shirt could use some wolverines or dragons or something.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt was a lot more impressive on the website.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I supplement bad personality with clever t-shirts.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Behind every shirt there is a person.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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T-Shirt by day, floor rug by night.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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How 'bout this time YOU buy dinner and I'LL put out?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I prefer to WEAR my sense of humor.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I give free Physics lessons on friction.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'd like to stimulate your economy!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Just wait 'til you pass out, then we'll see whose shirt is stupid
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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T-Shirts are a GREAT way to express opinions!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Walking Anachronism
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Call me when you've lowered you standards.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Professional Dragon Hunter (no luck yet though)
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I gained valuable job exp. points from online gaming.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My funny shirt wasn't dry in time.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Proofreding Sucks!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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It's kind of sad that my shirt is more interesting than you are.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt's a lot more flattering than my bare-chest.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Reading my shirt is a lot easier than getting to know me.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I hardly use adverbs.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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In retrospect, I should've got a better shirt for what this cost.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Censorship can @$%*#!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt is far less interesting than my medical history.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Better than your shirt.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Every 60 seconds, a stupid slogan gets printed on a t-shirt.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I made an online purchase and all I got was this crappy t-shirt.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If you create friction, this shirt reveals a hidden message.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Now that you've read my shirt, it's only fair that we make out.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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1986 called, they want their joke back.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Lower...
Lower...
Lower...
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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All life's little mysteries are solved by whitty t-shirt slogans.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Internet Argument Champion!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If walls could talk, I'd be a fugitive.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Will Work for Slogan
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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