It's always darkest before the dawn. Go buy a flashlight.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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SOH-CAH-TOA. Learn it. Love it.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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What about Buccaneers vs. Samurai?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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All the gardening tools in the house say hoe!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Attention Muggers: Wearer is just as broke as you
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Insomniacs in the Polar Circles Have it Rough
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Shh... I'm expressing myself
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Cry me a river. With wicked rapids to raft on
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My body was sculpted... By a 3rd grade art student
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Facts: Things I care little about
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Chock Full of Yummy Goodness!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I always find the perfect comeback just a tad too late...
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Lets play Corporation: I'll be the CEO, you be the cheap labor
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I'm as Mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take th- Oh look, a puppy!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If you put your ear against the ocean, you can hear a shell.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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I want to be original, just like you!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I miss the check-minus, check, check-plus grading scale
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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A flying, half-naked baby just shot me with an arrow. You're cute
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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A naked baby just shot me with an arrow. You're pretty
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'll take a Chance and ogle your Community Chest
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Mono: Get Out of School Free Card
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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