I had a gay Cuban Uncle who invented the original arcade game “Spy Hunter” and then shortly there after died of the Aids. I also have a great-great-great-great-grandfather named Moses Hewitt who made his fortune slaughtering the Indigenous-Indian peoples of Iowa. Once he was captured by an Iowan tribe and escaped with the daughter of the chief. After rapping her and having a child they got married and Moses retired to set up one of the first colleges in the great state of Iowa. Not really about me, but its better then saying “I'm Batman.”