Hug the awesomeness that is Friday.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I am directionally challenged.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I burn. I peel. I re-pale.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I burn. I peel. I re-pale. Hence the shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I can get down and funky. I just can't always get back up.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I can only listen to techno when the volume is on mute.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I caught a shooting star, but I couldn't fit it in my pocket.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I Cogitate Ponderous Thoughts
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I compulsively press elevator buttons thinking they’ll go faster.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I do not do hugs
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I don't know what west or east means. Only left and right.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I don't know what west or east means. Only left or right.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I dream wide awake.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I had life plans but they fell through.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I hate when people say obviously when obviously it's not obvious.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I have a deep repository of useless information.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I have huge potential: U = mgh
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I impromptuly and unrhythmically dance it out.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I make a wish when it's 11:11.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I misspelled “mispell" at the spelling bee.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I pine over fictional characters.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I take hiatuses from my hiatuses.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I take hiatuses from shaving.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I tasted the rainbow. It tastes kind of like a Fruit Roll-Up.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I tend to talk in circles. (Written in a circle)
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I used to be pre-med until I went to college.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I wish people's moms would stop friending me on facebook.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I would let bygones be bygones if I knew what a bygone was.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a Thread-setter.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm afraid of the dark. (glow-in-the-dark ink)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not picky. I'm just particular.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I'm so hungry, I could eat a hippo.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If I fall it's because I wanted to make sure gravity still worked
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If I say “yes”, will you stop bothering me?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Insanity: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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It is not a lie if I don't know it is not true.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It's never too late, but there is such a thing as too early.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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It’s all good in the hood. (I really don’t know what that means.)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I’m not procrastinating. I’m just testing out Newton’s first law.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Je suis aimé.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Je suis aimée.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Kayloveyougoodbye
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Kerfuffle!
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Let's Get Physical:
K = (1/2)mv^2
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Let's Get Physical:
E_k =\tfrac{1}{2} mv^2
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Life really should come with a warning label. And a helmet.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Life should come with action sound effects.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Life used to make sense, but then I woke up.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Life would be better if it came with action sound effects.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Life would be much easier if everything was 2D.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Life would be much easier if everything was two dimensional.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Life would be much easier if it came with a soundtrack.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Life's peachy with a side of keen.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Life: No Refunds. No Exchanges. All Sales Are Final.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Look on the bright side. (glow ink)
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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My brain is my infinite playlist.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My favorite kind of dreaming is when I'm wide awake.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Nostalgia is so last year
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Note to Self: Self, you're awesome.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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People tell me to get a grip on reality. I say, loosen theirs.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Plan B: Marry a doctor
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Please stop asking what I'm doing after graduation.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Reduce. Reuse. Revenge.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Say "no" to hugs.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Self-Employed Narcissist
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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That which does not kill us makes us considerably weaker.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The good news is that there's no more bad news.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The meaning of life can be found before lift and after lieutenant
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The world just needs a big band-aid. Or lots of duct tape.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Theater people scare me with their way gesturey antics.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Things would be a lot easier if they weren't so hard.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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This Is My Party Shirt. (in glow ink)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Threadless shirts make for good conversation starters.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Too bad monsters and stuff aren’t real. It would explain a lot.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Ungainfully Employed
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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We had it made when we still had recess and nap time.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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What does an alien call itself?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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What's so great about the outdoors, anyway?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When I see emo all I can think of is whine, whine, whine.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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When in doubt, (insert verb) it out.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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When in doubt, verb it out.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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When life gives you lemons ask for the gift receipt.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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You are here. (In a red dot)
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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You haven't lived until you've been born.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You know you’re in college when… you have shirts like this.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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