Chivalry isn't dead. There's just a new method.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Read My Shirt Out Loud
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I\'m definately not listening to you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The Yellow Ranger was so much cooler then the Pink Ranger.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Ok jokes over.Give me my pants back...
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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When Life gives me lemons, I throw them at people.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I have random 30 second dance parties. Please, feel free to join
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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My Grandma Trumps your Grandma.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Thats Fascinating! Now Put your pants back on.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Ma'am, Do I have permission to Partyboy you?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm Sorry, that is not what she said.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Your Shoes are Tied.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I think it's time for a 30 second dance party.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Speak. You'll Ruin everything I initially thought about you
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You totally want me. Its all Animal Magnatism.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Gimmie Your Wallet.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Dionysus is my homeboy.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Hi! Your Really Close!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Whoa. Back up.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Sorry, I dont speak Instant Message.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I have an Afro.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Could you do me a favor? Tell the leprechauns to go away please.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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If a bear came I'd only have to be faster then you. We cool tho?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Lets play Chicken.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Indeed, you are in idiot.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Yes my friend, that IS what she said.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Would James Bond still be so cool if his name was Ferdinand?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Can I have your number. Before you say no, know this: I'm awesome
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's ok!
I'm a ninja.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm invisible. Hot do you know? You might be invisible too.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'm invisible. How do you know? You might be invisible too.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Job description:
Samurai
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Free hugs! If I can have your number.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Band Geeks Rule.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Homeless people collect the coolest things.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My Grandma and your Grandma started the fire...
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My grandmas a DJ
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I am the gatekeeper
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Eyeliner is Not Intersexual.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Can I stay the night? And for two weeks straight?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My Mom made this for me.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I live on the Interweb.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Stop that. Put your Pants on.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I am a Pirate. Be Jealous.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If there is no I in team, Why is there meat? Cuz we likes meat.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Insert here.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I eated choo.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Its not stalking.
Its unyielding admiration.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Why don't you ever look at me in the eyes when we talk?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Welcome to Struggle City.
Population: You
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Fantasy is my reality. Only awesomer.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Job Description: Superhero
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Insanity is like those christmas sweaters you get every year...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I ate the Band
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Laser beats Rock
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I stole your grocery cart.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Verbosity is a sin.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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