Laziness is something I need to work on.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Golf, the leading killer among gophers.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Humor is no laughing matter.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Raising the roof can make your house structurally unsound.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Raising the roof is bad for your house.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Never avoid not using double negatives.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Oxymorons keep me super positive.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Big planets don't realize the gravity of their situations.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Life's jams can be solved by adding peanut butter.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Clouds are way over your head.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Real fun size candy bars are the size of a house.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Life is too realistic.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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max. occupancy: one
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Looking at angles make me feel
cornered.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Sorry, but there's a one dollar fee for reading this.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Shouldn't you be watching where your going instead?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm only consistent some of the time.
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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The government is wiretapping this conversation.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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(on back) Oh no, I put this shirt on backwards.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm okay at being mediocre.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I'm a famous movie star in Greenland.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Would you rather see me naked?
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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