I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Boiled eggs - they're hard to beat.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm legally drunk
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Why is 'abbreviation' such a very long word?
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Life is full of ups and pounds
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Today is a perfect day for a perfect day.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My straw sucks!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I was born skinhead
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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iwashere.
i was here.
i wash ere.
whatever.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a package beneath this wrap!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a package beneath this wrap!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Romance is between the ears not between the legs!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You look at me coz you're INSECURE!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You're driving(my eyes to hear & my ears to see) me crazy!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a bum, nobody gives a damn!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Mass-oh- kiss.
Anyone?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a Grrrrr..eat lover!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm a straight "A" student. Absent. Absent. Absent
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Born Free. Now I'm Expensive
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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I hate repeating. I hate repeating.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Run, Run Baby Run
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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This is my office attire
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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It's a miracle. You can read!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I eat, therefore I am
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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My grandpa is faster than your pet turtle
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Manual Inspection Area
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Every Food is delicious when I'm hungry
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Better teleport than late.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Made from the planet Earth
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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The Future Really Freaks Me Out!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Made from the third planet from the Sun
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I need a <br>
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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An apple a day makes the other fruits envy
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Give me a <br>
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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No bread is too hard for warm coffee.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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There is no bitter crust to a hungry person.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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It soothes to pee if there's to pee.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat, and saved the rat.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Why are they called Apartments if they are all stuck together?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Behind the clouds are other clouds.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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An apple a day.. is too expensive.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Nobody likes me when i'm high. - Gasoline
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm like a bull, but not in a china shop.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to die.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Never judge a person by his shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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