Clothes: The Most Effective Remedy for Nudity!
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Staying Fresh to Death...now that's going out with style!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Beards: Keeping your face warm since the dawn of time.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Tough Cookies are pretty difficult to swallow.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Aunts in your pants? That's just creepy.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Insomnia is a great cure for nightmares!
of 38 votes, 58% like it
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Cigarettes and Coffee: The Breakfast of Hipsters
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Skip Stones, Not School
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Hydrated Body! *Just add water
of 35 votes, 69% like it
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Fantasy Baseball could use some more magic
of 37 votes, 54% like it
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That chip on your shoulder is pretty stale.
of 34 votes, 65% like it
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(on a bright colored shirt) Stealth is not my specialty.
of 53 votes, 68% like it
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Ha! Gullible actually is in the dictionary!
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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Cat Burglars: The Nation's Leading Cause of Missing Cats
of 51 votes, 76% like it
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Please don't be intimidated by this stylish t-shirt.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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A golden touch would really mess up the global economy.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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Sideburns are like a furry hug for your face.
of 49 votes, 73% like it
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Ferris wheels make the world go 'round
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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Don't worry, most wolves are too big to fit in sheep's clothing
of 52 votes, 54% like it
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Cat Burglars: The Nation's Number One Cause Of Missing Cats
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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The bigger they are, the harder they are to push down
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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Zebras: Nature's Tattoo Addicts
of 41 votes, 76% like it
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Genetically Engineered for Awesomeness
of 46 votes, 52% like it
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Top hats and mustaches are key to an evil twin's success
of 41 votes, 73% like it
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Horses agree that the end is neigh.
of 51 votes, 71% like it
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Narwhals: The Unicorns of the Sea!
of 56 votes, 64% like it
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I set my phasers to FUN.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
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Laser-Tag: All the Future Kids are playing it!
of 36 votes, 56% like it
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I'm not so sure that a pirate's life is for me.
of 50 votes, 60% like it
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I was genetically engineered to be this awesome.
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Please be warned, I ain't as intelligent as I look.
of 36 votes, 58% like it
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You never know when aliens are watching.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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My evil twin looks so cool with his top hat, cape, and mustache.
of 50 votes, 72% like it
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Be careful, I could be an evil robot in disguise.
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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Why be a mathematician when you can be a math magician?
of 55 votes, 65% like it
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Why the heck would anyone want to be the bee's knees?
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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Of course I believe in UFOs...
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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