No. I just look like him.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Drop me a beer
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm poisonous
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Masturbation causes vision problems. ( blur )
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I always wear yellow on mondays.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Needed something blue and borrowed. I\'ll take it back. Promise.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I know a cyclops when I see one.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I'm taller than a hobbit.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I can read with my elbow.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I'm chased by a giant rat.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I was hungry yesterday. I ate my guitar...
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I love my giraffe.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Pi=3,1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 693993751058209
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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I borrowed this.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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I don't wanna scare anyone but I have a butterfly on my back.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I hear them inside.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You made me do it.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Do you wanna see me without this shirt?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I keep 'em under my bed.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I'm laughing inside.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Did the voices say to you to do it?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Who said that? The voices?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Am I the only one who sees this man behind me?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I always wear purple on mondays.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I\'m coming.... ( front )
I\'m going... ( back of the shirt )
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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If you're close enough you can read this.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If you are close enough you can read this
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Could you stop doing it?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You weren\'t here a minute ago.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Could you just stop staring my chest ... weirdo?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Do I look funny or what?
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Can I follow you?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Yes, I'm a cyclops.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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