Buying originality one t-shirt at a time...
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Everyone is stupid, but, the stupidest people think they're smart
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a poet
And I didn't even
Come up
with a witty rhyme.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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More man than you could shake a stick at without getting hurt.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I have one of the rarest things in the world: common sense.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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You are not old at the age of 60; you are really old.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Two mice ran inside a clock. The clock struck one, one got away.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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If every cloud has a silver lining the why aren't we mining it.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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If you don't get it, you should.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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McDonald's clogs my arteries and my toilet.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Grandma, your cookies clog both my arteries and my toilet.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The fancy design on this shirt makes my pants jealous.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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On 2012 I will be laughing at everyone running around screaming.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I don't have witty comebacks so lets pretend Your Mom is clever.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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There's nothing new under the sun because space has no up or down
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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It really sucks being a vacuum.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Artists only need a mistake and someone to call it original.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Excuses are like armpits: They all stink and everybody has them.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Lady Liberty isn't as hot as I thought she would be.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Afro up every time I see your 'do.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I don't like having things screwed up so I use nails.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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People only laugh at me when I'm not joking.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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If the world is overweight then Jupiter is obese.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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My smartphone outsmarted me.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My school has a no PDA rule. They prefer smart phones.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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All it took was one chill pill and now I'm hooked.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Joan of Arc set the world on fire so they set her on fire.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I took a chill pill now this shirt is frozen on.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Did you know your limbs grow back? Give me your arm I'll prove it
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Ragamuffins. Yum.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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There two types of people in the world: Me and everyone else.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Things arn't awkward until you think they are.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If all zips are zaps, and all zaps are zops, then who cares?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt is issued by the military to distract you in combat.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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If you can read this, the you are standing WAY to close to me...
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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