Aisle bee their four ewe.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Almost unripe I'm so fresh.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
Almost unripe I'm so fresh.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Audio killed the video star
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Be wild
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
Cardiologists don't have the heart to say no.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Computers: a new source of Vitamin D
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
Das Boot is on the wrong foot.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
|
Dermatologists advise you not to make any rash moves.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
|
Doing time for possession of illegal vowel with intent to spell.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Don't F with the alphabet!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
|
Don't forget the tube socks.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Don't mind my imaginary friend, he's a little shy.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Enjoy the silence while your party is reached...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
Friends don't let friends make ultimatums.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Got any popcorn?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Got dookie?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Hay is for horses. And grass
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
|
hay thare
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
Humility is my strong point
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
Humming- a distant cousin to the whisper
of 20 votes, 30% like it
|
|
I can only draw blanks.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
|
I don't read magazines, I load them.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
I eat eggs... for breakfast
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
|
I get my Vitamin D from the computer screen
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
I guess I'm floating
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
I have to return some video tapes.....
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
I knew it was coming, but I didn't expect it!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
I once was lost, but now I have no idea where I am.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
|
I once was lost, but now I'm even more lost.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
|
|
I only eat the croutons.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
|
I spend all my money on Crêpes.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
I spent all my money on Crêpes.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
|
I'd sell dirt if I knew how to make it.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
I'm a pro at drawing blanks
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
I'm quitting cold turkey
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
I'm the one who puts hair on your soap
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
Ice cubes make milk less boring.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
|
In case of emergency, eat a sandwich
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Is there something on my mustache?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
It doesn't get fresher than this
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
It's now a war of nutrition.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
|
|
Just remember the 3 R's
Reading
Writing
and
Arithmetic
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
Let's keep searching for that "common ground"
of 27 votes, 33% like it
|
Love can damage your health
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
|
My ego just took a face plant
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
My ego just took a faceplant
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
My humor emitting array needs recharging...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
|
My humor emitting array needs recharging...
of 21 votes, 29% like it
|
My humor emitting device needs recharging...
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
My Tape Worm is napping
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Ooooh this shirt is comfortable!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
School was all fun and games until someone stole your lunchbox
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
Seasoned commercial watcher
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Serendipity never got me anywhere
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Serendipity will never get you anywhere!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
Slow and steady is for losers.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Smarter than a Rocket Surgeon!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and other times you get oranges.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
|
Spare a chapstick?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Spare cats, curb your curiosity.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
|
Surgeons: always washing their hands of the whole thing.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
The bathtub is not a barber shop.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
|
The bathtub is not a hair salon.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
The commandeer is the deadliest of all woodland creatures!
of 27 votes, 30% like it
|
The shortest way between two points is telekinesis.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
|
|
This is as fresh as it gets
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
This isn't really my shirt
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
Typo mastr!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Wanted: Time
For the murder of billions.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
Watch out for time, it kills people.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
|
Well, you know what they say...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
|
When I close my eyes, it's you I see
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Who needs the sun when there's artificial light?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
|
Will bump for food
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Will shop, for food
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
Yeah, I dance around in my underwear- who wants to know?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
|
yep, I'm addicted to the computer
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Yesterday was a lie
of 15 votes, 27% like it
|
You'll never believe who I saw today..
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
