that's how long i've had to deal with you bitches.





just kidding.

ya'll beautiful.


i was also thinking wow, i cant believe ive been to 3 meetups.

1) first one, innocentbol



2) drunk bitch who stole jakes hoodie




3) even drunker bitch

Please, take as many as needed

If you were asked to give a 5-minute graduation speech to an audience of thousands, what things would you talk about? Would you go the more talk about your experience route, or try to give an inspirational message in 5 minutes?

That eggplants are technically a BERRY.

What's one thing you learned today?

okay okay I know, you guys are gonna be like YOURE A BABY. YOURE 21. but. one of the girls I mentor at college is a freshman, and the other day I realized she had no idea who the POWER RANGERS were or the existence of MEAN GIRLS. say whattttt




the youth of america is OBVIOUSLY on a downhill spiral

You're welcome.

i can't be the only one who hasn't seen these. i have seen the natalie portman version and she is mighty fine. but i have no desire to watch the original ones because i know i won't enjoy them.

prove becca, mike, mitch, and ramsay wrong.

the cool club:
1) jeffreyg
2) silverqe
3) ir0cko
4) kathleenisradical
5) mullmuggins :)
6) ofthecoast
7) tonteau

List em. GO

- Napoleon Dynamite
- Shaun of the Dead
- Stepbrothers
- White Chicks
- The Hangover