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laurastead
aka Giraffe Neck. Your mom is a girl, has been a member since January 23, 2009, has scored 22,202 submissions, giving an average score of 3.25, helping 338 designs get printed.
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That Anonymous guy is one busy poet!
of 34 votes, 59% like it
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Misery loves company... and tacos.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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Prepositions are what you shouldn't end a sentence with.
of 50 votes, 72% like it
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Selling sea shells down by the seashore was a bad business choice
of 48 votes, 60% like it
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Earthquakes know what's shakin'
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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This cupcake tastes like guilt...magical, rainbow-sprinkled guilt
of 51 votes, 51% like it
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I don't want cake, cake wants me
of 44 votes, 52% like it
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Black shirts never get dirty, they just get stronger.
of 50 votes, 48% like it
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Living the dream, every damn day.
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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My art skills have yet to catch up to my imagination.
of 46 votes, 76% like it
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The only thing I save for a rainy day is an umbrella.
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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I'm about due for an epiphany.
of 57 votes, 47% like it
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I raise my voice exponentially for ice cream
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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Magicians are just failed wizards.
of 51 votes, 65% like it
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Using the buddy system only drags innocent people down with you.
of 40 votes, 63% like it
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Physicists know how to break it down.
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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Carpenters really know how to raise the roof.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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Getting pushed around is only fun when a swing is involved.
of 61 votes, 77% like it
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Of all the things I've lost, my lunch was the most embarrassing.
of 62 votes, 66% like it
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In the perfect future, everyone communicates via sock puppets.
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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To my parents: Sorry, I grew up to be a realist, not an astronaut
of 75 votes, 69% like it
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Priests need no possessions. Unless they're exorcists that is.
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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I was a sword swallower but the competition was too cut-throat.
of 79 votes, 63% like it
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Nothing says I Love You like a lifted restraining order
of 96 votes, 76% like it
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Turns out, the starving kids in China also hate my mom's cooking.
of 101 votes, 77% like it
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Revolution... now there's an idea that could really get around!
of 91 votes, 71% like it
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Dead clowns are no laughing matter.
of 67 votes, 63% like it
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People say I'm naive but I don't know what they're talking about.
of 115 votes, 88% like it
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Escalators: working towards laziness, one step at a time.
of 91 votes, 82% like it
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If you were famous I'd put your face on my chest.
of 70 votes, 69% like it
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I dance like no one is watching, then I apologize if they were.
of 98 votes, 82% like it
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If it can't be said with sock puppets, I don't want to say it.
of 81 votes, 79% like it
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Face above untouched by photo-editing software.
of 50 votes, 62% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
5 year old Me would be very disappointed in adult Me.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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At least my mom thinks I'm special.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Bait shops really know how lure in customers.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Disco didn't die, it's just catching us on the flipside.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Disco didn't just die, it boogied straight to heaven.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Don't trust elm trees. They're shady.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Dull crayons are boring and pointless.
of 37 votes, 57% like it
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Even God doesn't want to see your vacation photos.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Fjord Explorer
of 38 votes, 50% like it
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I bring the boogie.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I told my friend I'm an expert rockclimber but he called my bluff
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I will now greet you in the language of my people... Hey.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I'll fix your little red wagon... and have it back to you Friday.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'll take your secrets to The Grave! Which happens to be my blog.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a purple people person.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm with stupid, but stupid is currently on a boat.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I've never smelled victory but I've caught a whiff. Too musky.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If Darth Vader was a policeman, could he use excessive force?
of 74 votes, 64% like it
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If I die, please find my body before my cats do!
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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If Jesus lived in his Father's basement, why can't I?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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If they gave the Ring to Sam it all would've been over by Tuesday
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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If you find this shirt in the morgue, I'm probably dead.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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In the future, this will be a skin-tight leotard.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Laughter: the most overlooked side effect.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Luke, I am your abusive stepfather. NOOOOO!
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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Mana
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Me, version 2.0: Now with pants!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Patience is a virtual reality.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Prepositions are what the cool kids end their sentences with.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Short trips really floor me.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Smell me, I dare you.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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So far I haven't repeated myself so far.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Sock Puppet Jesus: the holiest of all the sock puppets.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Sorry about your toilet.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Staying in college keeps me happily unemployed.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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The fruits of my labor always turn out to be sour grapes.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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This isn't print, it's my chest hair poking through the fabric.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Throwing caution to the wind is a severe misuse of road signs.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Tickling: the most overlooked side effect
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Waldo is just hiding from the IRS.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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What this situation needs is more boogie-woogie.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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What we have here is a failure to...
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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When fancy met pants
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Why does this cupcake taste like guilt?
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Why don't you love me back gas station burrito?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Why in the world would I have a cake that I couldn't eat?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Yes I can see the writing on the wall, I put it there
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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