Spa-dusy!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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can i hit you
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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if you use it to much it breaks, right?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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can i offer some love load
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Now serving love load
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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hugs are an easy way for a cheep feel.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i hit you cause i love you
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I didn't mean to hit her...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Dignity - check
Pride - check
Penis - Damn...??
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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abracadabra, all the kids are sating it!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Sorry i was drunk
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I love the way your taco taste.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not a hero, I do it for the sex
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Spider- Dork
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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sex with your mom became a lot better ever since we broke up...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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sex is great without you
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I would never lie to you...unless
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I can tell a lie or can I
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I love you like i love my drugs baby...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I hate people equally
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Bad, good, I'm the guy with the gun.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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ideally
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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life is an ideal
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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support me
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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cheat death
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Pro choice
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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pro life
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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support life
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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support boobs
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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support BBW
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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BBW supporter
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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sex now, love later
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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BBW for life
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love BBW
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love all Women
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I love sex
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I love us
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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god bless boobs
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love all Boobs
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love women with big boobs
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love women
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I love Hispanic women
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I love Asian women
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love White Women
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love black Women
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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if beyounce was a boy, Micheal Jackson would touch her...
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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if Beyounce was a boy Jay - Z would be gay.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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only loser's cant
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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only loser cant
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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support suicide
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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suicide, an employment solution
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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god made me, and you wont break me
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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who needs kids i got dogs
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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good mother, retired wife
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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retired wife
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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retired husband
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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good father, retired husband
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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my Dad loves me
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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believe in taves
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Believe in Obama
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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in Obama we trust
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Obama for king
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I want o be just like Obama when i grow up
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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you mom should ask god for a refund on you
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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god loves me, not you
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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pimping is easy
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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support the pimp foundation
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Obama Who?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I was sleeping 1-20-09
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I hate your dog, but I love having sex with you!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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i had sex with a grape fruit before...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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sorry bout last night, again!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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i don't need you, i got me
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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after sex i got to go!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I always pull out!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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two bumps and a grind man, done!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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love last as long as sex, 5min tops!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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i love having sex with you, but not you!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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whats a G spot?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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where's the g spot again?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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save premarital sex
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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save the drugs
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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save the hoes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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save the junkies
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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is your sister available instead?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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can i have sex with your sister instead?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm going to fudge you up!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Don't fudge with me!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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lets smurf!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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lets fudge!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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can I fudge you?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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fudge him!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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fudge her!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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fudge your momma!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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fudge you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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can you breast feed me?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I support breast feeding.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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if i had a boob in my mouth every time i heard that one before!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i love me, me, and me. Did i mention me?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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don't ask, just do
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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if god don't want, why would i?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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ever had sex in a dark alley in a cardboard box?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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ever had sex in a dark alley in cardboard box?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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jewbared
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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you can milk any thing with nipples
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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ill pull out i promise.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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it looks bigger in the light!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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just let me put the head in
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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you said it was a good size!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i didn't mean to finish so fast
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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it's like milking a cow
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i love Double D's
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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2inch killer
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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you want to have sex?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i love DD
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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DD = Double Delicious
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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is watching you die so wrong?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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is loving your mom so wrong
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i don't need to win, i just want to hurt you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i don't need to win just hurt you
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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have you ever been dry humped before?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Jizz moper
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i just want you to bleed for me
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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you're suffering bring me joy.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Paine is a good thing, when its not me.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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if i could choose any one to horribly mutilated it would be you.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i met Jesus at a bar once
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's ok your stupid!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Who needs morals when you got drugs
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Drinking a hobby, really!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I voted for Obama and all i got was this lousy tax return
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I drink so i have some one to blame.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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who needs Jesus, I got crack.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm going to Smurf my way to the top.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Mom I like to Smurf
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Six Million Ways to be smurfed.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm going to Smurf the hell out of you!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm going Smurf you up
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Ever been Smurfed before?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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She broke my heart, so I broke her neck.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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No Smurfing way
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dude she totally Smurfed me!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i smurf all day long
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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you been smurfed
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I would smurf you all day long
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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i smurf your momma
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I so smurfed her
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not Smurfing around!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I've been Smurfed!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Smurf U!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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