Hey! Just got my iphone! What are the best free apps to get?

Who here is going to see the movie 9?

Looks like some scary shit.
Some scary, good shit.

Soo basically i broke my hand. so in PE i couldn't play frisbee, so i ended up walking with some kid. He talked about how he makes cakes all the time and how good they taste, blah blah blah. So i went home and watched Ace of Cakes and then I decided that i would make one.

Soo i got a recipe online and the baking commenced. My sister helped me open bottles and stuff. I got the cake outta the oven and i got out the green icing i had made. I was unaware that u were supposed to let it cool b4 icing... so my cake turned out to be a fail.



Sister Sam icing da cake

The icing slid into the center and made it collapse lol

yum
lol it looks like nickelodeon slime


Failcake being trashed by my mom

lol so yeah, i learned a valuable cake making lesson
i'm making another tomorrow! hopefully it turns out better than this one!

i'll post pics of that one too
i most def shuda entered threadcakes
lol :P
check out mah slogans if u gotta sec



Go FailCake!

I guess bad first:

My turtle is dead. You may have seen the blog earlier called "I think my turtle is dead..." and now... he is. :(

But good news:
I got selected for the U-14 national soccer team! I'm one of the top 36 soccer players my age and I am flying out to CA on Sunday to play.

Bringin' da news

It seems like every year, the bestee categories change a bit. I mean there were a TON of categories in '07, and a few less in '08. Any changes going to made? Speculation of a new category?

Like idk...best..uh...blog or slogan percentage or avatar or threadcake or profile or homepage or grilled cheese picture or video or explanation of design or blog title or teeshirt colors or username or design supporters or baby picture or dragon or funniest design or anything? Idk I know some of those have had variations but idk. Go crazy if you want but I'm actually kind of curious.

Idk if someone posted something like this before but I searched it and found nothing sooo yeah

with some votes yo

Hello awesome person, welcome to my NEW slogan blog!

Here I will post my new, old, and most popular slogans in an effort to be printed before I die. I'll put some cool graphics or something up later.

If you would, go ahead and rate my slogans. If you do, I will happily vote for your slogans and/or designs (very positively).

Thanks so much!
-urbffjill

Here I will display some slogans:

Top Ten Highest Percentages
Me being here foreshadows something awesome (76%)
If life was a game, I'd play on expert (65%)
Geometry is for nerds and squares (65%)
Smoking: the leading cause of statistics (65%)
If you can't be nice, just try to be vague (65%)
The fairy godfathers want some appreciation (65%)
Doing it on a hill is so Jack and Jill (64%)
If duct tape can't fix it, it's broken. (63%)
Danger seems to be a pretty common middle name (61%)
School Buses make school suck before you even get there (61%)


New
If life gives you lemons, you should probably see a psychologist
School Buses make school suck before you even get there
Geometry is for nerds and squares
I've done terrible things for a Klondike bar
If you have a couple of hours, ask me how awesome I am.
I'm illiterate when it comes to mind reading.
Without people like me, you wouldn't seem so smart (thanks sparky)
Unlike your credit card, I have zero interest
Sit down and stop being such a Brett Farve

Personal Faves
Danger seems to be a pretty common middle name
Stick to monopoly, because you suck at the game of life
If duct tape can't fix it, it's broken.
Even liberals dress conservatively

Thanks for checking my slogans out y'all!

:""""(

I found Michaelangelo with his shell sideways next to his favorite rock yesterday, as if he had fallen off or something. I put him rightside up in a safe spot and he hasnt moved since. I am afraid that he's dead but I am afraid to check because... well i dont want him to be dead. I adopted him and his 2 sisters and 1 brother from a lady who saved them from a polluted lake. They were all sick and Leonardo and Donnatella died on my birthday two years ago because they had a disease or something. Raphaela and Mikey have been doing fine. I was worried about Raph since she hasnt been growing. and now Mikey, who was the healthiest, might be dead. I really really really really hope he's just asleep, I'll be a mess if he's dead. I am afraid to check on him.... i hope he's ok.....

what should I do?
:'(

I had to do a project on the differences between laws of northern and southern states, and I found this website called dumblaws.com and found some hilarious laws pr GA and PA.

Here are some weird Georgia Laws

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

In Atlanta it is against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

In Conyers, one may not place a dead bird on a neighbor’s lawn.

In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Here are some weird Pennsylvania Laws.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

Lol.

What are some of your favorite Chuck Norris jokes?

I guess some of mine would be...

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they're now called the Islands."

or

"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC for using the trademarked names of his left and right legs: Law and Order."

and I'll add some more in after you add yours. If anyone does....

Congrats! This is another one of yours that I 5$'d! I absolutely love it an plan on buying it by the end of the sale!