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urbffjill aka Jill is a 17.35 year old girl, has been a member since January 19, 2009, has scored 4,927 submissions, giving an average score of 1.86, helping 48 designs get printed.

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Aug 17 '09 by urbffjill
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My slogans are like zombies

My slogans are like zombies,
they just don't go away
no matter how much you hate 'em.

This is my slogan thread REVIVAL.
just in case threadless wanted to print me but thought I died or something. haha i know i'm dreaming

but really, i'm happy with my slogans; I got some over 75%. a year and half ago I could've never dreamed of such personal success.

but im doing good in the success dept. i just got back from the u17 women's world cup in trinidad. reppin' ireland. super awesome.

so i'm good. i'd still love a print. so much. but there are so many other great sloganeers out there so I understand

but if you do wanna make my dreams come true you can vote for my slogans (or send me a pony) and i will be greatful.

anyone commenting here will be voted for (all yesses :)

i appreciate those who bump this for me because i feel like a n00b doing it myself.

k! Have a class day y'all!

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randyotter3000 on Aug 17 '09 at 9:52pm

hey hows it going I voted your slogans be happy :)

urbffjill on Aug 17 '09 at 9:54pm

aww thanks! you made me very happy :)

urbffjill on Aug 17 '09 at 10:00pm

ditto! thx!

Tikimasters on Aug 18 '09 at 2:44am

All caught up!

urbffjill on Aug 18 '09 at 6:42am

thanks! voted on ur new ones

urbffjill on Aug 18 '09 at 9:58pm

New slogan:

"If you have a couple hours, ask me how awesome I am"

urbffjill on Aug 19 '09 at 5:47pm

New slogan: "I'm illiterate when it comes to mind reading"

bygrinstow on Aug 19 '09 at 5:48pm

heh heh, my son is watching "The Blind Bandit" right now...

bygrinstow on Aug 19 '09 at 5:49pm

also, couple hours is cool.

urbffjill on Aug 19 '09 at 5:51pm

omg that's my favorite episode :)

Thanks for looking :)

Samony on Aug 19 '09 at 6:40pm

Voted for you. Good stuff :)

urbffjill on Aug 19 '09 at 7:16pm

Thx :)

Sparky the Wonderboy on Aug 19 '09 at 9:19pm

jill:

Thanks for your recent votes, I found some gems of your I had missed before. Now I'm really caught up. I did, however vote "no" on these two that I have heard too many times:

Does your face hurt? Because it's hurting me (usually it's "killing me")

I know Karate and 2 other Chinese words

You have a lot of very clever and original slogans, but these re-treads weaken your list.

My favs:

I've done things I'm not proud of with the monsters under my bed.

Danger seems to be a pretty common middle name

And a suggested edit:

'Without stupid people like me, you wouldn't seem so smart'(which is very refreshing compared to all the slogans saying "you're stupid" in endless variety) could be

"Without people like me you wouldn't seem so smart."

Keep up the good work.

urbffjill on Aug 19 '09 at 9:41pm

Thanks for the constructive criticism, its very helpful and appreciated :)

Sparky the Wonderboy on Aug 19 '09 at 10:20pm

Your welcome.

Just spelling: it's Favre rather than Farve.

urbffjill on Aug 20 '09 at 8:08pm

I noticed that right after I subbed it. But I deleted it. Thanks again

rbthatcher on Aug 20 '09 at 8:10pm

WOOOOT!

Good stuff...

urbffjill on Aug 20 '09 at 8:20pm

You too man!

Thanks!

urbffjill on Aug 20 '09 at 8:33pm

Update!

Thanks to all my sexy voters, all my top scores have gone up and 5 more slogans have been added to highest percentages. Therefore I made a top 10 list! Thank you thank you thank you. I believe I have some printable slogans in there but i need your help! Keep up the votes!

New slogan: If life gives you lemons, you should probably see a psychologist

gakeeper00 on Aug 20 '09 at 9:27pm

Cool! Voted, for ya Jillllllllll

urbffjill on Aug 20 '09 at 9:27pm

Ha ha ha ha thanks buddy

urbffjill on Aug 21 '09 at 11:00pm

2 new slogans! Check em out!

3 days later

urbffjill on Aug 25 '09 at 3:14pm

Wow! I've been in California for a few days playing with the US Youth National team and I finally got the chance to check on my slogans! Thank you for the surge of votes and high score! Keep it going

Samony on Aug 26 '09 at 10:56am

Voted on new slogans :)

urbffjill on Aug 28 '09 at 12:00am

Thanks Sam :)

Keep voting y'all!

FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 28 '09 at 12:21am

I just voted on like 10-15 lines of your slogan awesomeness, great work Jill! You should be rolling in prints (or at least one) in the near future methinks.

3 days later

urbffjill on Aug 31 '09 at 7:43pm

Thank you so much FA! I'd say the same about you...but you are already rolling in prints dude :)

5 days later

frostedlemoncoward on Sep 06 '09 at 3:40am

I had already voted on a bunch of yours, but I took a more thorough look this time. You've got some great ones! I love "Danger seems to be a pretty common middle name" and "If you can't be nice, just try to be vague".

goldensara on Sep 06 '09 at 3:47am

i love "i've done terrible things for a klondike bar" ^_^

urbffjill on Sep 06 '09 at 9:47pm

Thank you guys sooo much! Voted up on all y'all :)

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pochettejuliano on Sep 11 '09 at 10:40pm

Awesome slogans there Jill! Voted on a bunch!

scao on Sep 12 '09 at 1:21am

I just got all voted up on your slogans, woot!

urbffjill on Sep 12 '09 at 12:29pm

Thanks so much guys! I returned the favor

Caleb11 on Sep 13 '09 at 2:16pm

Voted, you have quite a few good ones. I really enjoyed the scotch one.

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urbffjill on Sep 15 '09 at 6:41pm

Ha thanks. I love your Egyptian/Kenyan one

2 days later

jshepp on Sep 17 '09 at 10:58pm

bumperoo

urbffjill on Sep 19 '09 at 10:35am

Rawr

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urbffjill on Sep 21 '09 at 6:02pm

New slogan: Partly cloudy is the pessimistic way to say partly sunny

3 days later

urbffjill on Sep 25 '09 at 4:01pm

Newest slogan at 33%

15 days later

frostedlemoncoward on Oct 11 '09 at 12:22am

Bump! I was already all caught up on yours; keep up the good work.

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urbffjill on Oct 25 '09 at 9:07pm

Thx dude

added: Tomorrow is just today procrastinating

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soloyo on Oct 25 '09 at 9:12pm

I don't lack creativity, just the artistic means to express it

got my vote, among other 5

dbrv11 on Oct 25 '09 at 9:18pm

Voted! Like "procrastinating" a lot.

Please check out mine if you get the chance.

bygrinstow on Oct 25 '09 at 9:23pm

Toph's three newest were new to me and I had to give them all a thumbs-up.

Tomorrow is genius.

urbffjill on Oct 26 '09 at 4:46pm

Thanks guys.

Added 5 new ones!

Whoop whoop

frostedlemoncoward on Oct 26 '09 at 7:49pm

Nice work on your new ones! The criminal association I make with shooting stars, though, is assault rather than arson.

soloyo on Oct 26 '09 at 8:09pm

took a second look found 5 more I liked and vote for

urbffjill on Oct 26 '09 at 8:19pm

thx fld, ill change it i suppose

thx soloyo~!

evan3 on Oct 26 '09 at 8:20pm

ohh voted!

my new fav:

If you can't be nice, just try to be vague

cjgammon on Oct 26 '09 at 8:28pm

voted em.

i really like "School Buses make school suck before you even get there"

check mine if you get a chance.

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