I KNOW SOMETHING U DON'T KNOW...THAT UR BOYFRIEND IS A HOE...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I DIDN'T LIE 2 U HONEY...I JUST LEFT THAT PART OUT...
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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M3+
Y0U=
43VA
2G3THA
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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P.I.L.F is the New M.I.L.F. And 'P' stands 4 Presidents
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If God sees all, i'm sure what I did lastnite really upset him.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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And YES, I AM THIS pretty when I wake up...with NO make-up.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I LOVE BJ'S!!!
(wholesale club)
Get Ya Mind Out The Gutter!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH OVERTIME IN THE WORLD...GET OVER HIM!!!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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SPITTING IS UNLADY LIKE...THAT'S WHY I SWALLOW
;-O
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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My Boyfriend Says I Give The BEST Head...OMG! (I Know) I Get That
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Didn't Know How 2 Say It So Read My Shirt: I'M NOT IMPRESSED!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Hmmm, funny...that's not what ur BOYFRIEND TOLD ME!!!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Hmmm, funny...that's not what ur HUSBAND TOLD ME!!!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Hmmm, funny...that's not what ur GIRLFRIEND TOLD ME!!!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hmmm, funny...that's not what ur WIFE TOLD ME!!!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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OU! OOH! AH! YES, I DO FAKE ORGASMS...NOW GET OFF ME PLEASE. ;-)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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MY SHIRT FIRED ME! N THEY SAY ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS?!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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HOW DO U TELL UR BOSS 2 F*@# OFF? OH...WHERE'S UNEMPLOYMENT?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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IF MY BANK ACCOUNT WAS THE SIZE OF MY
( .0 0. ) I'D B RICH!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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IF U ARE WHAT U EAT THEN I'M SORRY...UR A P#$$%!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Sayin' ur a "lil" small is like sayin' Bush is a "
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Saying ur a "little" small is like, saying Bush is a &q
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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IF JEALOUSY IS A B@#$%...THEN UR A REAL JEALOUS.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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IF YOU WERE A TOILET..I'D S#%*
Oops! I MEAN SIT ON YOU.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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LOVE THE HATERS...THEY MAKE YOU FAMOUS...CALL IT:FREE ADVERTISING
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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FI UOY TNAC DAER SIHT RU BMUD. STI TSUJ BACKWARDS!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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R U SERIOUS?! NO... 1 MINUTE IS EMBARRASSING, BUT 10 SECONDS?!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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IF SHE'S "SEXY".... I'M GORGEOUS!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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There r plenty words that rhyme with "ICK" and U are 2
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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IF \"TIME\" IS MONEY...U CAN FLUSH UR WATCH DOWN THE TO
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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GOT A P@SSION 4 F@SHION, HATERZ R LIKE PLAID N POLKA DOTS.CLASHIN
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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