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HaloGirl
aka Angel F. is a 37.21 year old girl, has been a member since January 19, 2009, has scored 16715 submissions, giving an average score of 1.43.
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Reaching for the stars was easy when they were made of gold foil.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
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My imagination was built with cardboard boxes and sofa cushions.
of 67 votes, 57% like it
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Breaking a magic mirror got me seven dwarves of bad luck.
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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Breaking a magic mirror robbed me of a fairy tale life.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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It's mind over matter, so I'm hiring an interpersonal trainer.
of 47 votes, 68% like it
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My dogma keeps chasing your karma.
of 62 votes, 66% like it
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How did 'Go fly a kite!' become an insult? Sounds fun to me.
of 65 votes, 77% like it
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I'd be better adjusted now if my nanny had traveled by umbrella.
of 62 votes, 61% like it
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Let me know if you can read this. I fear I've become invisible.
of 55 votes, 60% like it
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Reach for your dreams! Unless you have a habit of sleepwalking.
of 46 votes, 50% like it
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Apostrophe abuser's should have their possessions stolen.
of 57 votes, 60% like it
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Verbal flights of fancy delayed due to mental fog.
of 52 votes, 71% like it
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I wish my aerobics class had a 12-step program.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
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Do you suppose dentists secretly love Halloween?
of 53 votes, 64% like it
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Children and Dentists Agree: Halloween is Sweet!
of 55 votes, 73% like it
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I thrive on constructive criticism. As long as you build me up.
of 67 votes, 73% like it
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Subtlety [similar color to shirt] It's lost on me. [bolder color]
of 64 votes, 69% like it
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It's not my fault if you don't share my vision.
of 54 votes, 54% like it
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I'd be so much healthier if I had only one sweet tooth.
of 68 votes, 74% like it
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Coffee makes my life possible.
of 69 votes, 55% like it
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I'm not a fontaholic. I can quit any Times New Roman.
of 81 votes, 63% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Bankrupting the postal service one paperless statement at a time.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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Cardboard castles were demolished to make way for pixel palaces.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Fontku: Grotesk Century. Eccentric Myriad Times. Gothic Legacy.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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GO FLY A KITE! You say insult; I say "bring the string."
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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How did go fly a kite become an insult?
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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I believe in cereal monogamy. My current flame is frosted flakes.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I don't have a sweet tooth. (smaller) All my teeth are sweet.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I don't have a sweet tooth. (smaller) I have a sweet mouth.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I hired mice to make me a suit, but all I got was this t-shirt.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I miss the days when a gold foil star made it all worthwhile.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I need Validation. (I can't afford to pay for parking.)
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I was a dirty little kid. (My mom let me play in the mud.)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I was so disappointed to learn real mice can't sew.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'd be a hypochondriac, but I'm too afraid of doctors.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I'd like my job better if the boss handed out gold foil stars.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a social misanthrope.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm completely self-motivated. ...What should I do next?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm good with shapes. That makes me spatial.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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I'm not a fontaholic. I can quit any Times.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I'm the white sheep of the family.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If I'd known how risky childhood was, I would have worn a helmet.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Life is a choose-your-own-adventure book.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
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Love me. Hate me. Just don't ignore me.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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My fear of doctors is starting to cure my hypochondria.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My flights of fancy were grounded by brain fog.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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My imagination was built in cardboard castles.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Pixel palaces demolished my cardboard castles.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Pixel palaces led to the downfall of cardboard castles.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pixels are great, but I spent my childhood in cardboard castles.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Sleepwalkers should be careful when reaching for their dreams.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Still waiting for my moment of brilliance...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The best t-shirts never die, they just fade into the background.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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The best t-shirts never dye, they just fade into the fabric.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Who loves Halloween more: children or dentists?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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You know a t-shirt is truly loved when its design begins to fade.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/877362/HaloGirl
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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