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Nice.s.t.e.e.
aka Science Fiction has been a member since January 18, 2009, has scored 2283 submissions, giving an average score of 0.99.
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Butter makes everything look better too!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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For blank expressions, just add parentheses...
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Kiss me, I'm fresh.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Caution: The value of my two cents doesn't account for inflation.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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If school has taught me anything, it's that naps are invaluable.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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I hate you gravity, you always win.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Make sense, not war.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Selling your soul just got easier. The Devil now accepts paypal.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Paying attention is such a pyramid scheme.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Dying isn't so bad once you get used to it.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Coining phrases isn't as profitable as I first imagined.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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*SPOILER* You die at the end.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Embellishment: the true spice of life.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Do your part to reduce noise pollution. Use a speech bubble.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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The shortest distance between two points is called a shortcut.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Common Sense: the ultra rare 7th sense found mostly in hindsight.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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In-front-of-the-mirror Dance Crew Member
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Life: God's internship
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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On a whole, my individual threat level is teddy bear.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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CURRENT THREAT LEVEL: teddy bear
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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So, what am I supposed to do when life gives me a cumquat?
of 49 votes, 49% like it
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Only idiots keep their skeletons in closets; I keep mine embedded
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Obesity: the #1 cause of fatness in overweight people everywhere
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Dear Life, Lunch is doing great, but why did recess get the boot?
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I believe the word you're looking for is Hi.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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Seeds: If it don't make flowers it don't make scents.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Typography: It's fontastic
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Professional Spooner: mention this shirt, get the 1st night free.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Kilts: not just cool but air conditioned.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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If you were truly eco-friendly, you'd kill yourself.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I use mass produced shirts to express MY individuality. And you?
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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When I Grew up, Cookie Monster didn't eat vegetables.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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How can I not be eco-friendly...I'm biodegradable.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Insert marginally amusing comment here)
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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(w/line below text)No. This is the bottom line.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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All my burdens get flushed down the toilet daily. Twice even.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Chicks dig my sweet "Chicks dig my" t-shirt...
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Chicks dig my sweet overly referenced pirate ninja zombie : shirt
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Clean Dirt Wanted.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Could a request for an audience be any more humble than this?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Die old, all the old people are doing it.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Don't look at this with that tone of voice.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Drawing from one's experience is just plain bad ergonomics.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Every minute a childhood is abused: End the cycle, have a thought
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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EVOLUTIONARY EXCLUSIVE! (get me now, while supplies last)
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Fashions fade, but t-shirts are forever...(+ or - a wash or two)
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Freakin' stains...always making a mess of things.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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God created life on Earth. He must've did me freehand.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Hello, my name is opportunity.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I (me) me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I dare you to find me a piece of trivia that isn't useless.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I have rhythm. It's circadian.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I like to err on the side of awkwardness.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I symbol whatever.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I would cure what ails you but I'm on a low sodium diet right now
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'll love you forever.* (back or small) *forever ends tonight
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I'm all fun and games!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not cute, I'm childishly attractive.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'm thinking of a number between one and your mom.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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If I were you, and you were me...I'd be me and you'd be S.O.L.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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illogic: cover your brain it's contagious
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In analog where available.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Insanity is hereditary. I get it from my kids.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Iota: it's small Greek to me.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Like it matters what this says.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Living vicariously is such an out of body experience.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit amet wtf.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Nap time has become quite the useful tool as an adult.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Never forget how to ride a bike, it's just like riding a bike.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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No cats. No keyboards. No dice.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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Of course patience is a virtue. They're both nouns.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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One plus one gave me two ones last i checked, not one two.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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People on cloud 9 look like ants when you're on cloud 967,924.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Pretending is so childish. Be mature. Fake it.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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SMS: dstroying litra c r8s snce 1993
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Speak up, I can't hear you over this loud-ass shirt I'm wearing.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Stealing moments of your life one syllable at a time.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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T-shirts. Nipples in disguise.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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The internet and I: best friends for01100101011101100110010101010
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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The soundtrack to my life needs more cowbell.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Think. I don't mind.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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To be? Or not to be? That is the grammatical error.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Today's shirt is brought to you by the letter...T
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Trees are for the birds...
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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We can do anything you want when I'm not busy doing nothing.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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When reality bites, get tested.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Where I come from early birds don't get the worm they get shot.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Wonder word powers activate! Form of jabberwocky.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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You are here...no really, you are, I can prove it.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/876857/Nice_s_t_e_e
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
T-shirt enthusiast...
Working on getting some designs posted, but I'm in no rush...
Phrases I use:
printy fresh
pronunciate
I'mah
Hoodwinked & Bamboozled
Smoke & Mirrors
Marinate
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