Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice...
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Only time I dress up is with a condom.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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There are 26 letters in the alphabet.Fuck, I need "U" f
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a mac, not a pc.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I wear sin on my sleeve.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Threadless tees have threads.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Being broke N' skeptical don't mix.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Ladies: Open your eyes and close your legs.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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hotdamnirock
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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i'm a croc-blocker.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Girls.Easy come,easy go.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Breathe if you think i'm hot.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Evil spells live backwards
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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What would jesus tweet ?
A: Follow Me.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Send texts not troops.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If this is love please don't play with my heart strings
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I know you wont approve of this but Im "Textually Active&quo
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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