<f>Wrong Way
<b>Follow Me
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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<tiny writing> if you can read this you are too close
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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"The Ol' College Try" Doesn't Actually Require A Degree
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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100%
Consumer
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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2500 calories per meal. i'm loathin' it!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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4 Out Of 5 People Believe The 5th One Is A Moron.
of 43 votes, 37% like it
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69% Recycled Humor
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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:( sadfaces ):
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A Metronome Makes Any Question Seem Important.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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A Row Of Ducks Are Easier To Shoot.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A Show Of Hands Would Put Puppets Out Of Work.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A show of hands, who likes shadow puppets?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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A Show Of Hands; Who Knows Sign Language?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Achievements in Life Should Be Awarded With Redeemable Points
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Achievements in Life Would Be Better Followed By Level Up Effects
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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All The Java Programming I Know, I Learned From Mr. Coffee
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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All The World Is A Stage And I'm Trapped In The Cellar
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Anarchy; Living Strife To The Fullest.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Are you reading my shirt, or memorizing my description?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Athletes Foot Is My Achilles Heel
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Awkward Gardeners Are All Green Thumbs.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Awkward Hug Giver
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Barely Coping
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Beer: Drowning Sorrows Since 3500 BC
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Being An Insomniac Workaholic Has Really Ruined My Dreams
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Being Healthy Is Just Dying At The Slowest Rate Possible
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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Birds With A Lisp Have A Screech Impediment.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Body By Chocolate.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Boy Meets Girl. Girl Loves Boy. Boy Distracted By Shiny Thing.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Bring Me The Head Of Mine Enemy, And Other Mundane Quest Items
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Bring Me The Head Of My Enemy, And 30 Other Absurd Quest Items
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Buy Product.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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By the time you read this, millions of brain cells just died.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Can I Have A Catapult In My Middle Age?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Can't Decide Between A Face-Palm Or High-Fiving My Forehead.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Cardboard Box Structures Are My Forte
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Cardboard Structures Are My Forte
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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CHANGE... into something more comfortable.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Cliche; It Might Just Work
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Cotton: Wool's Natural Enemy.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Criminals On The Lamb Often Act Sheepish.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Cubicles Do Not Encourage Thinking Outside The Box.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Danger: Contents may be HOT.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Dare to be Indifferent.
of 55 votes, 60% like it
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Data Analysis Complete; Result: YOU SUCK!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Days since last accident: 2
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Death By Chocolate Sounds Sweet
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Do Cartoons Dream Of Animated Sheep?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Do Criminals On The Lamb Act Sheepish?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Do Friends With Benefits Get Full Health Coverage And A 401k?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Do Not Look Up!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Do you like me?
[_] Yes [_] No
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Do You Need A Degree To Give It The Ol' College Try?
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Do You Require X-Ray Vision To See My Inner Beauty?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-Potato
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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Do-It-Yourself-Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-#2 Pencil.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Dolphins Are Mammals. Tasty, Tasty Mammals.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Feed The Hand That Bites You.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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DON'T JUMP! Fly instead.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Don't point, I bite.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Don't Push My Buttons
(X) (X) (X)
They Are Just Decorative
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Don't worry, it's probably not contagious.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Dumb Comments Will Only Prompt Smart Remarks
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Dumbass Comments Will Only Prompt Smartass Remarks
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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During The Zombie Apocalypse I Will Likely Have A Dead End Job.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Dyxlecis Sporst Enthustias
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Easily Startles
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Eating Paste Made Me What I Am Today
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Eggs Make Me Jealous Because They're Always Getting Laid.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Egyptian Farmers Built The Food Pyramids.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Either we are getting closer, or thESE woRDS aRE getTING BIGGER.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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English Majors Do It Better And Write About It Afterwards
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Eventually, I want it now
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Experts Agree: Sending A Probe Into Uranus Sounds Dirty
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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Failure Is Not An Option; It's An Outcome.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Failure Is Not An Option; It's Inevitable.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Fiber One
Colon Zero
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Fiber One - Colon Zero
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fight The Power! Punch A Lightbulb.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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Firm Believer In Education From The Bottom Up
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Firm Believer In Education From The Rear Up
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Flatulence Is The Highest Form Of Flattery.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Frankenstein Has Got Your Back. And Other Random Body Parts.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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Free Advice Rarely Has Any Value
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Future Parent Of A Starship Captain
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Future Reader Of Tomorrow.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Geek in progress
{[][][][][][][][][] ]}
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Geeks see in RGB
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Generally Unspecific About
Almost Anything.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Getting Your Ducks In A Row Makes Them Easier To Shoot.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Go Away. Please. And Bring Me Back A Snow Cone.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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Going By The Book Straight To The DVD
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Going Through The Motions Is Like Doing The Macarena.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Going to Hell.
Taking the Scenic Route.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Hail, People Of The Future!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Hairy Nipples: What Grows Around Combs Around.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Happy Endings Sometimes Require Hand Sanitizer And A Towel
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Hello People Of The Future!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Help! I'm being held captive in a t-shirt slogan factory.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, Whatever Produces Buoyant Force Upon Your Watercraft.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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High School Bullies Head You Off At The Class
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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High School Musicals Are All Just A Song And Dance
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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High School Musicals Prove It's All Just Song And Dance
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Home Schooling Sounds Too Much Like Homework
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I Ate A Worm And Was Hooked
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I Can Fly... but only in a downward direction.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I chased the Rainbow and landed in Prism
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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I Did Poorly In School, But It's All In The PSAT.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I Do Not Incessantly Babble On, Forever, Non-Stop, Etc. And Such.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I Don't Know Kung Fu, But I Do Know Cuckoo
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Don't Sleep With Random People. I Already Have A Few In Mind.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I Don't Sleep With Random People. I've Already Picked Out A Few.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I Don't Understand People With Short Atten- Ooooh, A Nickle!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I Don't Understand What The Confusion Is About.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
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I Don't Understand What The Confusion Is.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I For One Will Welcome Our Feline Overlords
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I Graduated College With A Degree In Undecided
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I Had A Bad Day Today. I Am Expecting The Same Results Tomorrow.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I Had A Frog In My Throat, But The Hoarse Ate It.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I Had A Frog In My Throat, But The Horse At Him.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I Had Something Interesting To Talk About. It Wouldn't Fit Here.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I have a really short atten- Ooooh, Shiny!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Have Nothing Interesting To Say. Seriously. I'm Not Kidding.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I Have Short Term Amnesia. I Also Have Sort Term Amnesia.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Haven't Slept For 10 Days, Because That Would Be Too Long
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I Hope To Live Old Enough Not To Remember I Have Alzheimer's
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I like to go fishing just for the halibut.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I Like To Press The Attendant Button And Ask For A High-Five
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I Love Fantasy Films And Their Blatant Disregard For Realism.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I love inside jokes. One day I hope I can say them out loud.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I love me some 3.14159
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I Never Hit Puberty, But It Kicked Me In The Groin.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I Only Eat Vegetables Wrapped In Meat.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Prefer Roundtable Discussions Without The Soul Crushing Quips.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I Promise Never to #@%&ing Speak Vulgar #@%&ing Language.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Promise Not To Use Vulgar Language, And Other Stupid Crap.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I Promise To Always Be A Good Person And Other Made Up Crap.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I put the ICU
in Rediculous.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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I Spit In The Face Of Inappropriate Behavior
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I Suffer From Occasional, Constant Infrequent Headaches
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I Think I Just Experienced An Epic Witty Slogan Fail.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I think I Just Peed In My Mouth A Little.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I Took An Eye Exam, And Tested Positive For Visual Aids
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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I Usually Don't Make Sense Half Of The Tizzy.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I Will Assimilate You And Brag To All My Robot Friends.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Wish Spell Checks Had Cash Value
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I won't tell if you don't. ;)
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'll Make Snow Cones When Hell Freezes Over.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a lost causality
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I'm A Time Traveler: I Save The World Every Now And Then.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Afraid Of X-Ray Vision. It Might Reveal My Inner Self.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm Afraid Of X-Ray Vision. It Would Reveal My Inner Self.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Boycotting Petitions To Have Strikes For The Right To Boycott
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I'm bringing sexy back... for a refund.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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I'm feeling unbalanced and stabby.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I'm feeling unusually stabby today.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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I'm Gathering Hot Chocolate And S'Mores For The Nuclear Winter.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Going To Press The Stewardess Button And Ask For A High-Five
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not crazy, and neither am I.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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I'm Not Druckin Funk, I'm Sotally Tober!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not IN, but I'm certainly not OUT.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Not Interested In Power, I Am Interested In Powering my DVR.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Not Lazy. I Just Assume Someone Else Will Eventually Do It.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not slow, I'm lazy.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Putting An emote Around My ecastle.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I've Seen Your Future, The Alien Robot Overlords Say "HI&quo
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I've Seen Your Future, The Alien Robot Overlords Say 'HI'
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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If cheap is the new cool, then I am old school
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If I put my picture on a shirt do I have Collar ID?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If I'm going to Hell, I'll take the scenic route.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If I'm running, you're already undead.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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If Love Is In The Air, What's In The Water?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If You Are What You Eat, Kids Are 60% Paste And Crayons.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If you can read this, congratulations, you're not illiterate!
of 49 votes, 43% like it
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Illiteracy: it's not funny. IT's hilarious.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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In Case of Sexy Emergency, Pull Cord.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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In High School I Was Voted "Most Unlikely"
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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In My Flash Forward I was Having Deja Vu
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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In My Secret Life I Know Crazy Ninja Moves And Spy Stuff.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Informal Religious Groups Have Casual Sects.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Inquire for more information.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Is it weird that when you talk, I hear game show music?
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Is it weird that when you talk, I hear the music to Jeapardy?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Is There An App For What's Wrong With You?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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It must be true if it's on a t-shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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It's Hard To Imagine That Our Grandparents Attended Old School
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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It's No Suprise The Earth Is Bi-Polar.
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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It's not a Gut, it's an Anti-Starvation Device.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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It's True, I'm Am The Blog Topic Killer. Go Head, Post Something.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus And Me Are Close. But We Don't Hold Hands.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Jogging Clowns Tell Running Jokes
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Join My Informal Religious Group. We Have Random Casual Sects.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Just Going Through The Motions. Ended Up Doing The Macarena.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Just Say Nay to Napalm
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Keep Friends Close, Enemies Closer, And Totally Shun Your Family.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Keeping All Your Ducks In A Row, Makes Them Easier To Shoot.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Kiss me, I'm an Irish Geek!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Kurds Always Have The Right Of Whey.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Lazy is as Lazy Doesn't
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Leveling Up
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Life Can Be Summed Up With One Game Of Dodgeball
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Life Is A Dream Eight Hours A Night
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Life Would Seem More Dramatic In Slow Motion.
of 62 votes, 53% like it
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Living The Fairy Tale Dream Eight Hours A Night
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Living The Fairy Tale Dream In Eight Hour Increments
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Looks like you found my Treasure Chest
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Losers; Putting The Try Into Triumph.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Love Is In The Air, But I'm Holding My Breath.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Love Is In The Air? I Wouldn't Hold My Breath.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Love Is In The Air? I Wouldn't Hold Your Breath.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Make A Choice; Hugs or High Five?
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Make like a Vaccum and Suck It Up!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Marriage Is Like A Two-Way Street. At Rush Hour. In The Rain.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Master Of Dungeons And The Universe
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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May Experience Frequent Milkshake Tremors.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Meat Popsicle
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Metronomes: Tiny City Folk
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Middle Age Needs More Castles and Catapults
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Mistakes Are Best Grilled With Barbecue Sauce
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My 5 Year Plan Is On A 10 Year Hiatus.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
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My Achilles Heel Turned Out To Be Athletes Foot
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My Belief In Ghosts Is Completely Transparent.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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My Body Language Only Speaks Gibberish
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My Dogma Ate Your Catma.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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My Evil Genious Schemes Are Never Any Good.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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My Evil Genius Schemes Are Never Any Good.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My Evil Schemes Never Do Any Good.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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My Green Movement Went Down The Toilet.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My Heroic Adventures Always Get Me Waylaid
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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My hobby is watching the progress bar grow.
[][][][][][][][
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My Injury Compensation Claim Was Denied For Being Invalid.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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My Mother Warned Me There Would Be 404 ERROR: FILE NOT FOUND
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My Motto: Come Up With Better Mottoes
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My Only Vice Is Cast Iron.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My Other Shirt Is A Ninja Mask.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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My other shirt is Elven Chainmail
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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My Research Proves That Polls Ask Too Many Personal Questions.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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My shirt isn't loud. It's Visually Intense.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My Theories have no basis in Reality.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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My Word Processor Makes Alphabet Soup
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Natonial Dyxlesia Spilleng Chimpaon
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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No Good Can Come From Any Amount Of Bustling.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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No, I will not just photo-shop it.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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No, not even if you beg.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Non-Fictional Entity
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Not For Export
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Oh, I'm Listening. I Just Don't Care.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Old Ideas Were Tweaked. Today's Ideas Are Tweeted.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Ongoing Case Study
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ongoing Investigation
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Patience is a virtue and only costs $9.95 if you act NOW!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Patience is a Virtue. Get it NOW! *while supplies last.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Peace Is When The Voices Stop Talking All At Once
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Pizza Delivery Guaranteed In 30 Minutes Or Never.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Plug And Play Compatible
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Police Sketch Artists Support Facial Profiling.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Prone to fits of random cliches
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Prone To Fits Of Random Movie Quotes.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Proud Parent Of A Future Starship Captain
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Quick, my toggles are dropping!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Quietly Going Through The Motions, Like A Mime Doing The Macarena
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Quietly Going Through The Motions, Like Ninjas Doing The Macarena
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Recycle And Do Your Part To Help Keep The Activists Off Our Back.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Remember The Ice Age? It was the coolest!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Revenge is Sweet Especially With Frosting.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Revenge is Sweeter with a little Sugar Coating.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Riding the Lightning gave me Thunder Clap
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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RIP
Social
Life
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. This Is A Poem, Not A Haiku.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Seriously, Who Would Carry A Banana In Their Pocket?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Shirt Nerd
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Smelt The Roses, Felt The Thorns
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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So Cliche It Might Just Work
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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So, What Happens If You Do Eat The Yellow Snow?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Someday I'm Going To Be Famous In Completely Made Up Land.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Someday My Virtual Avatar Will Have A Virtual Virtual Avatar.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out And In-Tents.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Speed Bumps Make My Bottom Tickle.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Spreken Zie Douche?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Ssssh! Maybe they won't notice.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Stick This In Your Pipe And Clog It.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Still Jammin' On The Wonder
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Stop And Drop Is How I Roll. On Fire Is Why.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Stop Hugging The Saddle And Take The Reins.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Stopping To Smell The Roses Is Certain To Pluck Your Senses
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Stopping To Smell The Roses Is Certain To Pri ck Your Senses
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Subtlety Is Just An Allusion
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Supermodels Are Well Known Posers.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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T(*)MAT(*)ES ARE QUIETLY PL(*)TTING THEIR REVENGE
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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T-Shirt Slogans: Permanent Text Messages.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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Taking A Rainbow Of Meds Until My Singulartarical Birthday
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Tested Positive For Visual Aids
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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The Activity In My Bedroom Is Nothing Short Of Paranormal
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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The Best Defense Is A Good Blood-Letting.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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THE END IS HERE. THE BEGINNING IS OVER THERE.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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The fertility doctor said I'm important.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The Key To My Heart Is White And Guarded By The Red Dragon.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The Only Bad Wish Is Asking For Things Selfishly
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The Past is Then
Then
Then
Then
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The Past Is What Happened Then.
And Then.
And Then.
And Then.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The Voices In My Head Speak Into My Inner Ear.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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There are no losers, only non-winners.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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These Colors Don't Run... Unless Washed On Hot.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Think Outside The Box And Leave Your Cubicle Behind.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This Body Made By Geek.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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This Shirt Was Sewn From The Finest Fabrics Kids Wove Together.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Time Travelers Appear Every Now And Then.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Trade Old For New; Support The Cash For Knockers Program
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Tried For A Job As A Gynecologist, But Couldn't Find Any Openings
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Tripping on Gravity
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Undead Warrior. Meh. It's a Living
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Vampire Hysteria Has Left Me Drained
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Vegan Zombies Ate My Grains!
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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We Now Return You To Self-Loathing Already In Progress.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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What Counts Is Not What You Do But Who You Do It To.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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What Happens In Vega, Stays In Alpha Lyrae.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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When I'm Middle Aged, Do I Get A Catapult?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Who Is This 'Marty Graw' And Why Does He Get All The Fun Parades?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Why, If I Had A Nickel For Every Tax I Payed...
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Will We Have Hot Chocolate And S'Mores During The Nuclear Winter?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Will Work For Cell Phone Minutes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Word To Your Mantra.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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World Domination; one t-shirt at a time
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Would Flatulent Ninjas Still Be Silent But Deadly?
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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X-Ray Vision Would Reveal My Inner Self.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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X-Rays Reveal The Inner Truth.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Yes, that is a bannana in my pocket.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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You Get One Life. Insert Quarter For More Lives.
of 62 votes, 52% like it
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You Only Have One Life. Insert Quarters For More Lives.
of 60 votes, 50% like it
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Your Dumbass Comments Will Only Prompt My Smartass Remarks
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Your Lips Are Moving But All I Hear Is Game Show Music.
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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Your Lips Are Moving But All I Hear Is Porn Music.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Your Mouth Is Saying No, But Your Eyes Say Please Help Me.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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