I've had one of my absent-from-threadless spells, that seem to happen every so often. Not really sure why, but I just take a break and almost (but not completely) forget about it. Then, I wake up in the dead of night, with cold sweats and a racing heart, screaming "SLOGANS!! Nooooo!". I leap from bed and rush to the computer, "Phew, they're still there. What, no print yet?".

Doom! Dooooooom!

So, then I get active again and create some NEW SLOGANS! Please 4 U 2 Vote?

• Bring Me The Head Of Mine Enemy, And Other Mundane Quest Items


• CHANGE... into something more comfortable.


• Make A Choice; Hugs or High Five?


• WARNING: If You Can Read This You Have Just Entered The Hug Zone


• I Took An Eye Exam, And Tested Positive For Visual Aids


• 4 Out Of 5 People Believe The 5th One Is A Moron.


• {tiny writing} if you can read this you are too close


• Egyptian Farmers Built The Food Pyramids.


• Fight The Power! Punch A Lightblib.

also, I updated my Slogan Blog with my most recent slogans. Check them out;

Slogan Blog

or go here for all my slogan awesomeness (subject to opinion).

ShawnLogan's Slogans