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ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan aka Shawn is a 37.8 year old boy, has been a member since January 14, 2009, has scored 419 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93, helping 3 designs get printed.
Hello Threadless Enthusiasts and Shogun Sloganeers! It is always difficult for me to keep up with the "365 slogans blog", which would consist of submitting a slogan every day or the equivalent there-of. I'm still not able to meet a quota of a "slogan-a-day" but I've sub'd many in the last few months and really need to keep a running list, for easy reference; if not to also bolster (positive) voting. I have lost track of what slogans I submitted on what dates, so I'm just retooling the blog post and listing all my active slogans; sans dates. You read that correctly: ALL MY ACTIVE SLOGANS, which is by no means a small list. However, I feel it is necessary for me at this time to do so. I will add links to ALL my slogans - obviously, and rather slyly, to push more votes towards them - so go visit my slogan page to vote on them. And no, I cannot list them in alphabetical order, or by current percentage rating, or by the position of the sun. Deal with it, I do. It's just too darn much work for me to handle at this time. I will edit and update this blog as frequently as I am capable of; which, frankly, will likely not take place any more than once or twice a week. I'm looking for input - as well as votes, naturally - and would really like honest, straight forward opinions on them. I take critiquing quiet well and believe it aids the creative process. So, without further blathering and delay, here's my list. Enjoy, SloganPeers








































































    DiscoMonkey


















Removed Slogans


Incase anyone cares to see them;

      Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out And In-Tents.

      It's Hard To Imagine That Our Grandparents Attended Old School

      Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out.

      Speed Bumps Make My Bottom Tickle.

      Would Flatulent Ninjas Still Be Silent But Deadly?

      Police Sketch Artists Support Facial Profiling.

      Stick This In Your Pipe And Clog It.

      All The Java Programming I Know, I Learned From Mr. Coffee

      Do-It-Yourself-Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-#2 Pencil.

      Oh, I'm Listening. I Just Don't Care.

      My Injury Compensation Claim Was Denied For Being Invalid.

      Stopping To Smell The Roses Is Certain To Pri ck Your Senses

      Firm Believer In Education From The Rear Up

      Firm Believer In Education From The Bottom Up

      Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-Potato

      Hail, People Of The Future!

      I Prefer Round table Discussions Without The Soul Crushing Quips.


      Dyxlecis Sporst Enthustias - It's so wrong, but gave me a chuckle. I kind of have a knack for these sorts of non-PC slogans. I'm a nice, modest guy, really. I laugh in the face of inappropriate!

      A Show Of Hands Would Be Like A Puppet Show, Minus The Puppets.

      67% Of The Population Understand Fractions. The Other Half Don't.

      Time Traveling Heroes Save The World Every Now And Then.

      When Life Hands You Lennons, Make Beatles Juice.

      Pessimism Is Something I Doubt I Have.

      I Need A Lobotomy Like I Need Another Hole In My Head.

      My Only Vices Are Abstract Creativity And Logical Reasoning.

      Life Would Seem More Dramatic In Slow Motion.

      Scientific Study Proves The Earth Is Bi-Polar.

      May all your shirts be full of wit and free of stains.

      You Only Have One Life. Insert Quarters For More Lives.

      You Get One Life. Insert Quarter For More Lives.

      It's not wrong; it's offensively humorous.

      Dare to be Indifferent.




THE END


jess4002
jess4002 on Oct 14 '09 at 2:55pm
awesome! best of luck, shawn!
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Oct 14 '09 at 5:20pm
thanks, jess!
soloyo
soloyo on Oct 14 '09 at 11:49pm
Hi, I couldn't make the id, I know I suck,
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Oct 15 '09 at 11:49am
thanks robroy!



I haven't submitted a slogan in a couple days because I'm trying to decide if I should dump some from my list first... I have a ton of slogans.
PuppetMeat
PuppetMeat on Oct 15 '09 at 11:56am
Voted Shawn!
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Oct 15 '09 at 11:23pm
new motivational slogan, because sometimes I just have to.

Stop Hugging The Saddle And Take The Reins.
137 days later
mitchellp
mitchellp on Mar 01 '10 at 10:26pm
Wow! Lots of great slogans. I voted for you... A lot. These are just awesome.



What Good Is Science If I Can't Have A Miniature Pet Dinosaur?

I Don't Understand What All The Confusion Is About

Frankenstein Has Your Back. And Other Random Body Parts.

Claustraphobics Think Outside Of The Box.

Employees With O.C.D. Must Wash Hands Repeatedly

Putting Money Where Your Mouth Is Seems Unsanitary
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 02 '10 at 10:42am
thanks, mitchellp
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 02 '10 at 10:44am
should i take the time to link every slogan to make voting easier? I will if 5 people tell me so.
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 02 '10 at 10:49am
I've also discovered the downside to having a slogan vote blog; getting down-votes. Sure, it's part of the process. And I agree that, if the slogan sucks or you don't like it, vote no. But it is just so dishearening when a slogan was doing well percentage wise, suddenly takes a nose dive.

But the process is there for a reason, so I can't hate on people for using it.
soloyo
soloyo on Mar 02 '10 at 11:43am
It's the Haters!
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 02 '10 at 12:43pm
curse the haters.



Thanks y'all for the support. :)
24 days later
tadstick
tadstick on Mar 27 '10 at 12:41am
i don't hate!

voted you up!
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 27 '10 at 11:37pm
yay! thanks
tadstick
tadstick on Mar 27 '10 at 11:38pm
support! support! support!
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Mar 28 '10 at 5:52pm
heh. time for me to update this, too.
14 days later
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Apr 12 '10 at 3:02pm
Updated!
5 days later
tadstick
tadstick on Apr 18 '10 at 9:29am
voted!

:D
99 days later
ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan on Jul 26 '10 at 3:35pm
thanks!
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