These are my OSC HORROR' CONTEST Entries;
#1 Vegan Zombies Will Eat Your Grains! #2 Vampire Hysteria Has Left Me Drained #3 The Activity In My Bedroom Is Nothing Short Of Paranormal #4 Frankenstein Has Your Back. And Other Random Body Parts.
Ok, so this is an idea I've been juggling in my insane head. It came to me one day as I was making yet another poor man's meal. We've been eating a lot of hotdogs lately.
A LOT of hotdogs! Anyhow, we have those buns that sort of flip up. I was in a rather morbid mood and I looked at that bun and the hot dog laying in it and immediately thought of a casket. Yeah, gruesome; but I still ate it. =P So this is my idea;  Dead Hotdog. Or Death of a Hotdog. Or something like that. I'm not quite sure how to carry it out for a tee-shirt, though. I might vectorize it in Illustrator. I might just keep it rather rough. I wanted some feedback and opinions, so I thought I'd put it here before trying for a critique. I wasn't sure how close to finished it needs to be before I can submit it for critiquing; The kit was a little confusing. So what do you think?
Hello Threadless Enthusiasts!
It was always difficult for me to keep up with the "365" slogans, which would consist of submitting a slogan every day or the equivalent there-of. However, since becoming unemployed, I have had more time to spend on here. Granted, I'm still not meeting a quota of a "slogan-a-day" but I've sub'd more in the last 2 weeks than I had in months. I have lost track of what slogans I submitted on what dates, so I'm just rebooting the blog post and listing the most recent slogans; sans dates. I'm looking for input - as well as votes, naturally - and would really like honest, straight forward opinions on them. I take critiquing quiet well and believe it aids the creative process. So, without further blathering and delay, here's my list. Enjoy, SloganPeers Hairy Nipples: What Grows Around Combs Around. a slogan so terrible, I can't believe I wrote it! THE END IS HERE. the beginning is over there. Stop Hugging The Saddle And Take The Reins. Seriously, Who Would Carry A Banana In Their Pocket? Employees With O.C.D. Must Wash Hands Repeatedly Flatulence Is The Highest Form Of Flattery. Vegan Zombies Ate My Grains! Our Days Are Numbered! And Have Names. Sorry, Your Princess Is In A Different Castle Claustraphobics Think Outside Of The Box. Failure Is Not An Option. It's An Inevitable Outcome. Putting Money Where Your Mouth Is Seems Unsanitary High School Seems Easier With Choreography It's Just Unsanitary Advice To Put Money Where Your Mouth Is Note To Self: Buy Paper and Pen THE END
it's 3:00 am CST
I don't know why I'm awake. But, since I am, I might as well do something with this time. So, I'm posting some slogans. Maybe someday I'll actually sub some designs...
I was let go from my job today. It. Just. Sucks.
Not sure what I'm going to do now.
Hello Threadless Enthusiasts!
I have been in a major creative slump. It takes a while for me to come out of those, and find motivation. Life is a real kick in the balls, sometimes. Feeling unmotivated and uncreative can often push you even further into the gloom. Hopefully things get better. Anyhoo, I guess the only way to defeat the blues is to color them with yellow and make green (that makes no sense). So, to make up for a few weeks of missed sloganeering, here are some newerish ones; I tried a few, but they were more lame and wordy than usually, so they tanked hard and I dropped them. That doesn't help the creative moral very much, either. Enjoy, SloganPeers 09/07/2009 It's Just Unsanitary Advice To Put Money Where Your Mouth Is 09/05/2009 Note To Self: Buy Paper and Pen well, I thought it was witty... 09/04/2009 My Lack Of Motivation Isn't Laziness, I'm Just Extremely Patient this reflects my recent and current lack of creative energy 09/03/2009 Vegan Zombies Will Eat Your Grains! 08/05/2009 Needs to be reworked true story I might try this one again, for the "Old School Contest" meh. I was in a goofy mood it tanked, and I don't blame it... Improving Your Grades Is Easy If You Know The Passwords also might resub this for said contest. it was worth a try. again, old school contest? 08/02/2009 Dumbass Comments Will Only Prompt Smartass Remarksanother attempt at reworking the phrasing, which is turning out to be just as unpopular. 08/01/2009 War Is Hell. Thumb Wars Are Awesome. I put punctuation on it because otherwise it didn't work right. Cliche; It Might Just Work Yeah, I reworked the "Cliche" one. Again. Something an actor friend of mine said, so I asked if I could use it. He want's royalties. fail 07/31/2009 Your Dumbass Comments Will Only Prompt My Smartass Remarks interestingly, this one did worse. It's something my boss and I started tossing around. He doesn't know about Threadless/Typetees, so it's mine now!! 07/18/2009 So Cliche It Might Just Work Another attempt at the "Cliche" line. I Don't Know Karate But I Do Know Crazy Not sure where I heard this one, so it might be out there, somewhere... 06/28/2009 This was very quickly retired, like in about 12 hours. I think maybe the wording is just clumsy. I'll be working on a rewrite. 06/27/2009 My View Of The Universe Is Usually Obscured By Clouds 06/24/2009 Death By Chocolate Would Be Bitter Sweet Sometimes my favorites get terribly bad votes. 06/22/2009 Fairy Tales Are Rather Grimm Credit goes to Brightwood for this one. It was taken directly from a reply post she made, with a slight tweek of the word "Grim" into "Grimm", but I have her blessing now... Thanks, Brightwood! Hypothermia: It's The Coolest Way To Die Because summer time and it's hot in the south, so Hypothermia sounds pleasant. 06/20/2009 Living The Dream Eight Hours A Night Thanks for the help rewriting this one, Slogan Shoguns! You know who you are. 06/16/2009 Cardboard Box Structures Are My Forte {This one just makes me giggle for some reason} X-Rays Reveal My Inner Self {This is a rewrite of one of my old deleted ones} There were a bunch in between here, but they've already been retired. I guess I was either in a slump, or impatient, or there were a ton of down-voters going nuckin-futz, so I was very quick to dump low scoring slogans within a day. There's just no need to list them. 06/07/2009 06/06/2009 Experts Agree: Sending A Probe Into Uranus Sounds Dirty Chasing A Rainbow Landed Me In Prism 06/05/2009 06/04/2009 06/03/2009 06/02/2009 06/01/2009 05/31/2009 05/30/2009 I Have ADD; Attention Deficit Disco Monkey Ice Cream Racecar. 05/29/2009 What Goes Around Is Usually Contagious And Treated With Vaccines. 05/28/2009 05/27/2009 Egyptian Farmers Build Food Pyramids. THE END
just been busy and needed a break from stuff for a while. I'll be back in full swing soon (I hope).
Yeah, so I rarely update this and haven't been submitting slogans every day. Although, when I do, I usually submit enough to make up the difference. However, I have lost complete track of when I subbed some of these and how well they did. Oh well. What's important is that I contribute when I can.
Alright, so this is my next attempt at a doing a "365" Slogan Blog. I am leaving the old list in tact -minus a bunch that didn't last 24 hours- but adding the rest at the top... 06/28/2009 very quickly retired. I'll be working on a rewrite. 06/27/2009 My View Of The Universe Is Usually Obscured By Clouds 06/24/2009 Death By Chocolate Would Be Bitter Sweet 06/22/2009 Fairy Tales Are Rather Grimm Credit goes to Brightwood for this one. It was taken directly from a reply post she made, but I have her blessing now... Thanks, Brightwood! Hypothermia: It's The Coolest Way To Die Because summer time and it's hot in the south, so Hypothermia sounds pleasant. 06/20/2009 Living The Dream Eight Hours A Night Thanks for the help rewriting this one, Slogan Shoguns! You know who you are. 06/16/2009 Cardboard Box Structures Are My Forte {This one just makes me giggle for some reason} X-Rays Reveal My Inner Self {This is a rewrite of one of my old deleted ones} There were a bunch in between here, but they've already been retired. I guess I was either in a slump, or impatient, so I was very quick to dump low scoring slogans within a day. There's just no need to list them. 06/07/2009 06/06/2009 Experts Agree: Sending A Probe Into Uranus Sounds Dirty Chasing A Rainbow Landed Me In Prism 06/05/2009 06/04/2009 06/03/2009 06/02/2009 06/01/2009 05/31/2009 05/30/2009 I Have ADD; Attention Deficit Disco Monkey Ice Cream Racecar. 05/29/2009 What Goes Around Is Usually Contagious And Treated With Vaccines. 05/28/2009 05/27/2009 Egyptian Farmers Build Food Pyramids. THE END
I just had to share this. This was posted in the pet section to my local craigslist;
Free to good home...  ZOMG!! This is awesome. I want it. Can you imagine the vaccines this thing will need? Do they have undead kitty vaccines?
Hey, everyone. I'm here begging for votes. But I'm doing it in a creative, and ridiculously distracting manner. Namely, humor.
I bet you thought there was a giant pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, over flowing with coins, gems and other valuable treasures, right? Or perhaps a big bowl of delicious crunchy cereal, with multi colored marshmallows and fresh 2% milk (possibly guarded by a skittish, grumpy little man in a green suit), is awaiting the lucky traveler? You might be surprised. Actually, you'd be completely wrong and probably terribly disappointed. Unless you love science! Please vote on my latest sensation (ok, maybe my first. I can dream). Chasing A Rainbow Landed Me In Prism But, is there gold at the end of this rainbow? Help make that dream come true. Please vote “I’d Wear That” on my slogan! And now, a word from our {evil} sponsor;  Try to take MY lucky charms, will you? Well, feel the power of refractive light!!!leprechauns were severely beaten in the making of this slogan |
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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