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ShawnLogan
ShawnLogan aka Shawn is a 37.8 year old boy, has been a member since January 14, 2009, has scored 419 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93, helping 3 designs get printed.
I've had one of my absent-from-threadless spells, that seem to happen every so often. Not really sure why, but I just take a break and almost (but not completely) forget about it. Then, I wake up in the dead of night, with cold sweats and a racing heart, screaming "SLOGANS!! Nooooo!". I leap from bed and rush to the computer, "Phew, they're still there. What, no print yet?".

Doom! Dooooooom!

So, then I get active again and create some NEW SLOGANS! Please 4 U 2 Vote?



also, I updated my Slogan Blog with my most recent slogans. Check them out;

Slogan Blog

or go here for all my slogan awesomeness (subject to opinion).

ShawnLogan's Slogans
ooops, accidentally deleted this.
20TH OSC SLOGAN CONTEST "The Future". Quote from the OSC blog by FRICKINAWESOME:" The topic for the OSC's XX Sloganlympics will be everything and anything related to the theme of "The Future". Whatever that theme means to you, whether it's slogans about what the future holds, what kinds of things we'd use in a Jetsons-like society (flying cars, jetpacks, human transportation tubes, fire-breathing pet unicorns in every home, etc) are completely there for the picking. Be as creative as you can for this topic and stretch it as wide as it can go without making a wrinkle in time, because Nintechno and I are hoping the future holds many incredibly funny and waaaay-out-there slogans for the OSC community to vote on!" I don't know if I can take that kind of pressure! I hope I don't let them down. These are my entries. Some are old, some are new. Please vote for your favorites and do what ever you want with the rest. Hey, they can't all be winners.


  1. I've Seen Your Future, The Alien Robot Overlords Say 'HI'

  2. I Went To The Future And All I Got Was This Awesome T-Shirt.

  3. Hail, People Of The Future! - Removed due to low scoring.

  4. I Went To Sleep And Woke Up In The Future.

  5. Hello People Of The Future!

  6. My 5 Year Plan Is On A 10 Year Hiatus.

  7. Someday My Virtual Avatar Will Have A Virtual Virtual Avatar.

  8. Time Traveling Heroes Save The World Every Now And Then.

  9. I Love Sci-Fi Fantasy And It's Blatant Disregard For Realism.

  10. I Shall Assimilate You And Brag About It To All My Robot Friends.


As for the low scoring FUTURE slogans, I'll be leaving them up for as long as I can during the contest. If, say in 2 weeks, if they are still scoring below a 40% then they get the ax. I have to keep my list fresh, you know.
Wow. For the first time, I might actually buy a tee. or request it as a gift. tee-hee.
Just a thought.

I have deleted more slogans than I can remember. However, of the ones I simply deactivated, I feel some still have a chance at some sort of life.

So, what if I just make my own designs of the "Unfit" slogans?

What is the policy on using slogans I have submitted, but removed and are no longer in the running for the Slogan "contest"?

So, I am considering removing them permanently, and making my own design (either here or elsewhere).

What is the consensus on this?
I haven't been Inactive, just not as active. The holidays, a new job, home ownership, and life in general have kept me from staying very active in the last few months. I've been pretty mentally drained, so I haven't been able to really concentrate on much else.

But I'm just making excuses, really. I can't say I'll be on too much in the next few months, because things are just going to get busier. But I'll make a small effort to post something every so often.

I have a new slogan today, go check it out;
"Lead Me Not Into Temptation... I Know A Short Cut."

lol.
These are my OSC HORROR' CONTEST Entries;

#1 Vegan Zombies Will Eat Your Grains!

#2 Vampire Hysteria Has Left Me Drained

#3 The Activity In My Bedroom Is Nothing Short Of Paranormal

#4 Frankenstein Has Your Back. And Other Random Body Parts.
Ok, so this is an idea I've been juggling in my insane head. It came to me one day as I was making yet another poor man's meal. We've been eating a lot of hotdogs lately.
A LOT of hotdogs!
Anyhow, we have those buns that sort of flip up. I was in a rather morbid mood and I looked at that bun and the hot dog laying in it and immediately thought of a casket. Yeah, gruesome; but I still ate it. =P

So this is my idea;


Dead Hotdog. Or Death of a Hotdog. Or something like that.

I'm not quite sure how to carry it out for a tee-shirt, though. I might vectorize it in Illustrator. I might just keep it rather rough.
I wanted some feedback and opinions, so I thought I'd put it here before trying for a critique. I wasn't sure how close to finished it needs to be before I can submit it for critiquing;
The kit was a little confusing.

So what do you think?
Hello Threadless Enthusiasts and Shogun Sloganeers! It is always difficult for me to keep up with the "365 slogans blog", which would consist of submitting a slogan every day or the equivalent there-of. I'm still not able to meet a quota of a "slogan-a-day" but I've sub'd many in the last few months and really need to keep a running list, for easy reference; if not to also bolster (positive) voting. I have lost track of what slogans I submitted on what dates, so I'm just retooling the blog post and listing all my active slogans; sans dates. You read that correctly: ALL MY ACTIVE SLOGANS, which is by no means a small list. However, I feel it is necessary for me at this time to do so. I will add links to ALL my slogans - obviously, and rather slyly, to push more votes towards them - so go visit my slogan page to vote on them. And no, I cannot list them in alphabetical order, or by current percentage rating, or by the position of the sun. Deal with it, I do. It's just too darn much work for me to handle at this time. I will edit and update this blog as frequently as I am capable of; which, frankly, will likely not take place any more than once or twice a week. I'm looking for input - as well as votes, naturally - and would really like honest, straight forward opinions on them. I take critiquing quiet well and believe it aids the creative process. So, without further blathering and delay, here's my list. Enjoy, SloganPeers








































































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Removed Slogans


Incase anyone cares to see them;

      Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out And In-Tents.

      It's Hard To Imagine That Our Grandparents Attended Old School

      Space Camp Would Be, Like, Totally Far Out.

      Speed Bumps Make My Bottom Tickle.

      Would Flatulent Ninjas Still Be Silent But Deadly?

      Police Sketch Artists Support Facial Profiling.

      Stick This In Your Pipe And Clog It.

      All The Java Programming I Know, I Learned From Mr. Coffee

      Do-It-Yourself-Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-#2 Pencil.

      Oh, I'm Listening. I Just Don't Care.

      My Injury Compensation Claim Was Denied For Being Invalid.

      Stopping To Smell The Roses Is Certain To Pri ck Your Senses

      Firm Believer In Education From The Rear Up

      Firm Believer In Education From The Bottom Up

      Do-It-Yourself Lobotomy Is As Easy As 1-2-Potato

      Hail, People Of The Future!

      I Prefer Round table Discussions Without The Soul Crushing Quips.


      Dyxlecis Sporst Enthustias - It's so wrong, but gave me a chuckle. I kind of have a knack for these sorts of non-PC slogans. I'm a nice, modest guy, really. I laugh in the face of inappropriate!

      A Show Of Hands Would Be Like A Puppet Show, Minus The Puppets.

      67% Of The Population Understand Fractions. The Other Half Don't.

      Time Traveling Heroes Save The World Every Now And Then.

      When Life Hands You Lennons, Make Beatles Juice.

      Pessimism Is Something I Doubt I Have.

      I Need A Lobotomy Like I Need Another Hole In My Head.

      My Only Vices Are Abstract Creativity And Logical Reasoning.

      Life Would Seem More Dramatic In Slow Motion.

      Scientific Study Proves The Earth Is Bi-Polar.

      May all your shirts be full of wit and free of stains.

      You Only Have One Life. Insert Quarters For More Lives.

      You Get One Life. Insert Quarter For More Lives.

      It's not wrong; it's offensively humorous.

      Dare to be Indifferent.




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