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hellolindsay
hellolindsay aka the fire warden is a 30.78 year old boy, has been a member since January 13, 2009, has scored 8 submissions, giving an average score of 3.50, helping 0 designs get printed.
Kids. Can't live with 'em. Species dies without 'em.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
e) All of the above.
of 30 votes, 60% like it
I * false advertising.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
All you need is Lunch.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
My blood type is BO positive.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
I tripped a girl and I liked it
of 26 votes, 50% like it
French me, I'm Irish
of 24 votes, 33% like it
(big) BUMCH (tiny) is not a real word
of 20 votes, 5% like it
TOFU: Tasteless Odorless Food Unit
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Save a soy bean, eat a chicken.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Fire. Who's on it?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Hey, don't I know you from the Internet?
of 32 votes, 44% like it
I regret tickling elmo.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Can't see the stars in the city. I wish upon asterisks instead.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
I get a good feeling from the government of Ontario.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I miss tenderness.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
I hate exceptions*
of 31 votes, 68% like it
Hey, nice baby, is it mine?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
I miss dial-up.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Fax me sometime.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I've seen the future. It involves segways.
of 27 votes, 59% like it
I can wii-benchpress 380.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
I still eat play-dough.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I'm the next big thing in macaroni art.
of 33 votes, 73% like it
What makes you think you can dance?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Don't make me get DND on doth ass.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Powered by Threadless.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
100% Recycled Kittens
of 37 votes, 41% like it
Shirt Armor (Defense +0)
of 31 votes, 26% like it
When I blow out my candles, I wish for cake. It always works.
of 40 votes, 63% like it
I won! All I have to do now is give them my credit card number!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
You're being cantancerous. And no that's not the word of the day.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Smile awkwardly if this is awkward.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
I can dance the alphabet.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
The shake and bake technique does not work for everything.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
I'm steam powered.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
I'm passionate about beige.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
Hey, don't I know you from the phonebook?
of 34 votes, 35% like it
That's like comparing apples and sideways.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(big) QUIT (small) Smoking. Your job. Following me.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Brave new wig.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
closeted karaoke enthusiast.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Corn today, corn tomorrow.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Don't pancake.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
Don't picnic.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
Earth is a raft and the Sun is a whirlpool. I'm sorry.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Fire. Whose on it?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Handmade with pride using 100% recycled kittens.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Hello, I'm looking for answers.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Hey Honey... how about we "reupholster the furniture".
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Hot like a lasgun-shield explosion.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
I am so totally on fire right now.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I am taking an invisible shower.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
I am thinking while riding the bus.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I brought a lunch today and I'm proud of it.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
I just had the best lunch ever.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I paid for this shirt with the ad revenue from my blog.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
I read selfish help books.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
I want Elmo to tickle ME.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
I'd love to, but I brought a lunch today.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I'm the best me there is, and you suck.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
I've been margerinalized.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
If I touch you, you're It.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Let me mark that down in my homosexual agenda.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
Let's talk about dirt.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Love is big.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
Muffins, mittens, puffins, and kittens.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
My favourite GMO is Bumble Beef.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Orchestra. The more you say it, the less it sounds like a word.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Pan-International Tubaccordian Champion.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Pancake attack.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Pancake button.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Picnic attack.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Picnic button.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Rally J
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Shh. It's quiet time.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Shirt Armor
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Side effects include acne and death. Talk to your doctor today.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Smile awkwardly if you're awkward.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Stop doing your job. Start doing what you believe in.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
The future of table-tenis is stairwell-luge.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
The non-word of the day is "Bumch".
of 20 votes, 0% like it
Thinking on the bus. Thinking on the bus. Thinking on the bus.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
This is a shirt about hope.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
This shirt has it's own blog.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Throw paper balls at me.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
What came first, the chicken or the hat?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
When I grow up, I want to be a dentist-killer.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Who, What, Whale, Whip, and Wobble.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Who, What, When, Why, and Whale.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Yeah, I can make my own bread.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
You and I, we both believe in fish.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
You should stop smoking.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
You take showers so I don't have to.
of 9 votes, 0% like it

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