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murky78
aka Mark Boddington is a 34.32 year old boy, has been a member since January 12, 2009, has scored 4,900 submissions, giving an average score of 1.67, helping 65 designs get printed.
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My mind is more haunting than any house
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My mind is more haunted than any house
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I took a walk down memory lane and developed a case of nostalgia
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Vomit: It's nostalgia with carrots!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Fight
The Feeling
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I still count in Transylvanian
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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I was so far behind in my homework I had to drop out to finish it
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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I failed all my subjects; I may not be smart,
but I'm consistent
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Friends stab you in the front because they care
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Care to try an apple?
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Bread crumbs: Old school GPS
of 41 votes, 68% like it
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Wolves don't lie, they just creatively tell the truth
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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revealing secrets are only as dirty as the undies
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Flailing limbs may indicate dancing not drowning
of 41 votes, 68% like it
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I won't do you any good but I can't do you any harm
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Pirates can't play cards when the captain is standing on the deck
of 49 votes, 71% like it
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Pastry chefs use floury language on a knead to know basis
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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evolve at your own risk
of 42 votes, 67% like it
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Enjoy yourself! No one else will
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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A rolling stone gathers no ecosystem
of 40 votes, 58% like it
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Zen makes me sleepy
of 44 votes, 45% like it
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If I'm invincible, does that mean I can't be vinced?
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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Being conscious cuts into my napping time
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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I found Jesus. He was hiding in the basement
of 46 votes, 43% like it
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(front) the secret to life is... (back) to keep breathing
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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You take the high road and I'll take the bus
of 49 votes, 80% like it
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Save money; Take a spiritual journey
of 51 votes, 67% like it
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Repeat After Me.
You Are Awesome
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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Dare to be yourself. No one else will
of 40 votes, 60% like it
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I'm not lost. Just locationally challenged.
of 39 votes, 74% like it
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Equality For Everyone. (in small text) except Telemarketers
of 42 votes, 67% like it
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Set phasers to funky
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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Tetris taught me spatial awareness
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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lines should be crossed, not snorted
of 45 votes, 47% like it
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate
of 61 votes, 74% like it
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Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue
of 50 votes, 62% like it
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Remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
of 52 votes, 60% like it
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I have a photographic memory. I just don't have any film.
of 57 votes, 63% like it
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Forgive your enemies - It really annoys them.
of 56 votes, 75% like it
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Hole Digger: The only job where you start at the top
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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I wanted to be an atheist, but they don't get any holidays
of 62 votes, 76% like it
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The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole
of 51 votes, 61% like it
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I'm fluent in English and Kick Ass
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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I didn't forget, I just temporally misplaced the idea
of 48 votes, 42% like it
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My purpose in life is to fight maturity.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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I am not perfect but parts of me are excellent
of 55 votes, 55% like it
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In real life there is no such thing as algebra.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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my purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
of 48 votes, 46% like it
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this is not as cryptic as you might think
of 43 votes, 44% like it
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I didn't forget, I just temporarily misplaced the idea
of 54 votes, 54% like it
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My body produces better drugs than your dealer
of 55 votes, 49% like it
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1999: so much hype; so little apocalypse
of 81 votes, 80% like it
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stop aging, die young
of 57 votes, 49% like it
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I don't lie, I just creatively tell the truth
of 64 votes, 52% like it
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I didn't forget, i just temporary misplaced the idea
of 55 votes, 67% like it
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Tetris taught me spacial awareness
of 56 votes, 61% like it
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SAVING... please don't turn me off
of 46 votes, 46% like it
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we're all just electrochemical reactions
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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Koalas are not bears, son
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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37% of statistics are made up
of 73 votes, 34% like it
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don't care where you're going as long as you bring me back a toy
of 64 votes, 63% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(front) the secret to life is... (back) keep breathing
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Answers are just questions with funny hats
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Being smothered by a pillow is like being smothered with my love
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Bipolarholic
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Does anyone have any wax? I need to fix my wings
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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duct tape: fixer of the universe
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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expert barrel jumper
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Expert in contemplation and mild regret
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Flailing arms may indicate Mexican Wave
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Flailing arms may not indicate drowning
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Gravity is to blame for people falling in love
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Have you been bescumbered recently?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I believe in equality for everyone, except Telemarketers
of 46 votes, 48% like it
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I have a chicken! and i'm willing to use it!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I kissed a guru and I liked it...
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I know how to roll, but it's hard on the elbows
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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I like jumping barrels (circa 1981)
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I only eat EVIL cows!
of 56 votes, 34% like it
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I went sailing without yew and my heart sunk
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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i'm 99.99% empty space
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a expert in contemplation and mild regret
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a storm in a tea cup
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm cloning a sheep of a smile
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm incapable of being measured on a T-shirt
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm the 8th dwarf, get-f*cked
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the master of time and space
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Life: Far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Life: Just one damned thing after another.
of 21 votes, 48% like it
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My mind is more haunted then any house
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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My mind is more haunting then any house
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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My teacher talks to herself. She thinks we're listening
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Quantum Healing:
Just touch me and you'll feel better
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Rotations: Measures speed and time
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Shut up and cuddle me!
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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skeski friend, yes
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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this is not as cryptic as you think
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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those were the Droids you were looking for
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Vomit: It's nostalgia with chunks!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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without Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for everyone else
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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World War III: Nukes
World War IV: sticks and stones
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/871362/murky78
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
i've always wanted to do t-shirt designs. My preferred style of expressing myself is photography mainly black and white film images. I enjoy being involved in the entire creative process, including darkroom work. It seems, however, with the general shift to digital and my environmental concerns, I am producing less and less work…so i've started using photoshop.
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that evil Miss White did it but i got her in the end, i got her good
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Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! (I don't really do that sort of thing, sometimes I don't really feel Australian, like how i don't like drinking beer or watching Australian rules football... but I think this is worth having this on my profile so I can get free things from American's, you know you love us)
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B
Murky
Major:
Manscaping
Minor:
Satisfying Women
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