A Slogan For Every Letter

I'm taking a leaf out of rbthatcher's book and starting a ABC blog for you'll amusement.

Enjoy!

ground rules...

A) Slogan for letter MUST START WITH SAID LETTER

2) THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB!




A: "A rolling stone gathers no ecosystem"

B: "Birds Do It, Bees Do It; Termites Don't, Necessarily"

C:

D: "don't care where you're going as long as you bring me back a toy"

E: "Equality For Everyone. (in small text) except Telemarketers"

F: "Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate"

G: "Gravity is to blame for people falling in love"

H: "Hole Digger: The only job where you start at the top"

I: "I have a photographic memory. I just don't have any film."

J:

K: "Koalas are not bears, son"

L: "lines should be crossed, not snorted"

M: "My purpose in life is to fight maturity"

N: "Never Stop the Funk "

O:

P: "Pirates can't play cards when the captain is standing on the deck"

Q:

R: "Remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else"

S: "stop aging, die young"

T: "Tetris taught me spatial awareness"

U:

V: "V: Its the capital of Vermont"

W: "we're all just electrochemical reactions"

X:

Y:

Z: "Zen makes me sleepy"

and for all you really bored people out there. here's my numbered slogans!

1: "1999: so much hype; so little apocalypse"

2:

3: "37% of statistics are made up"

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