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designjim
aka jim is a boy, has been a member since January 11, 2009, has scored 18 submissions, giving an average score of 3.78.
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My dog tells on my cat.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't kill my buzz.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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money up front
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Is it weird to have recurring dreams of your dog's biscuit?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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My Choice
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Waking up is an opportunity!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Sign here _________. Now you're a masterpiece!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm sterile.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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So I brought a six pack to AA. What's the problem?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My name is ______.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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How do I get paid for sleeping?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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students do it better
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I chase my dogs tail.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Therapy is a black and tan.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I need therapy.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm sorry, what's your name?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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No really, I'm listening.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Love hurts in a good way.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Squeeze my Charmin!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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zombies make terrible steaks
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I once did it or did I do it once?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Sit, stay, come...oh heck—marriage sucks.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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It goes to 11.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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vampires love match.com
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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...did i say that out loud?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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my dog frenches better than my girlfriend
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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try, try, try, try, try, try...don't you get it? give up already!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i haven't bathed...ever, but i do use wipes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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my dog ate my pants
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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barbie divorced ken, he's crushed
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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automobile—big lake
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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this shirt matches everything
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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GED alumni
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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© ™ ®
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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facebook anonymous
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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omg! lol!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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texting to live
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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there here, oh wait, they're the go...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You never know unless you ask.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
bee gees rule
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Ciao Manhattan
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Do angels taste like chicken?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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dude, my name is...
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Frampton Live
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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if i could get paid for sleeping, i'd be rich
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Jameson shots and darts make for great fun.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Luck is the opportunity you made real.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Picking Daisies
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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So, what kind of car do you drive?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/870136/designjim
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
LSD—Laugh, sing and dance like your life depends on it. On second thought, it does.
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