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Hello People!

Today we continue the Q and A saga that has now evolved into Jake Hicks Asks You a Quesion.

Today:
As many of you know , Pakistani president Musarraf had declared a state of emergency and suspended the constitution of Pakistan. He allowed the army to arrest dissidents for standing against him and his government.

However, we still support the Pakistani leader because he is a supposed ally in the war on terror and will continue to recieve money from the US in this hopeless battle.

My question today is; what is the end result of this power grab and what happens to the US in this situation.

You have until 11 a.m. cst to reply; best answer wins!

That's right kids, Mr. Festa is out of ideas for his podcast, so he brought out Mr. Reliable: Me!

School is almost upon us yet again- I start classes on monday #$%*!!! - So todays ask Jake Hicks A Question will revolve around our favorite past time of learning.

So, Ask me about, well, school and how our government has mismanaged our public educational institutions or anything else that concerns you about the US education process. Lets see what happens.

You have until 2 pm cst and winners will be announced whenever we get around to it.

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The Anniversary of the Birth of this Fine Nation is upon us my friends. And this year we have to face the reality The United States of America is in turmoil. We are fighting ourselves and we are fighting nearly everyone else in the world. We are in serious trouble.

As you all reflect on our nation's short history, what do you see as being the biggest problems facing the well being of The United States of America?

As you identify what you see as troublesome for our country, come up with questions based on these troubles. I will pick the top three questions and the winners will be rewarded.

Winners will be announced around 2 pm cst.

You have until 1 pm cst to submit questions.

Ready, go!.

Those who question authority are the most patriotic.

That's right my peeps. Today is my mother f'n Bday- which coincides with Fat Tuesday this year. You all know what that means-hell yeah, sh*t faced drunk action on a Tuesday.

Where's all my Chitown homies? You guys can some get down with me at the Plymouth downtown at Jackson and Plymouth, next door to my current Educational Institution-The John Marshall School of Law.

So Seeing today is my birthday and I'm going all out for it-I'm going let you go all out on this edition of Ask Jake Hicks a question- Today will remain themeless-

It's a free for all question segment, no rules, nothing. Ask me about anything you want.

You know how to play and you know there are prizes.

One hour until 12:20; ready. ..go!

Oh, our beloved Bush sounded like the Dems have been munching on him a little to much already last night. With a change of focus to domestic issues and a shying away-to some extent-from the war in Iraq. So, what did you guys think of the state of the onion address last night (yes, I do mean onion). What do you mean you didn't watch it. What are you, a terrorist (I am).

Anyhow, today's theme is the State of Our beloved Nation.

Ask me about the nation, our government, and where we stand on the international stage.

You have one hour (1:22 cst)

Alright people:

Last week we took into consideration your new year's resolutions. With the new year, there is always a focus on a bright look forward and the good the new year will have in store. But there is an opposite side to this: The uncertainties that the new year brings.

So today, I want to examine your fears and apprehensions for the new year. I will play psychotherapist while you ask me about:

The fears you have for the new year as it unfolds.


You have until 2:50 cst.

Ready Go!

PS-As always we will give the best question a gift certificate.

During the final moments of a plane crash, a woman jumps out of her seat and rips her clothes off, shouting, "Who's man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman? I wan't to feel like a woman before I die."

One man towards the back of the plane stands up, rips his shirt off and says, "Here, iron this."

Hey people, were bringing it back in the new year. You remember how to play? I throw out a theme and you guys ask me something based on that theme. I pick three or so winners and the best question wins a gift certificate for the site.

Today's theme: New years resolution.

Give me a great one and then ask me a question on that resolution. You have until 2:40 cst. Let's do it!

But has anybody heard anything about the goings on with that oh-so-awesome band Cave In? They seem to have fallen off the earth since last fall's tour. Let me know if you've got any news....