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jhicks aka Jacob Hicks is a 29.5 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2005, has scored 2113 submissions, giving an average score of 1.48.

Nov 14 '07 by jhicks

49 Comments

Watch this

I made a slogan!

Go vote on it cause I'm way awesome--Here it is

Your retarded child deserves to be eaten by wolves.

You know you like it, so vote it up!

iDanSimpson on Nov 14 '07 at 4:54pm

that's quite the list of slogans you have there...

Tonteau on Nov 14 '07 at 4:54pm

Super.

I made one today, too.

"...and now to make loads of money."

You should probably vote for that, too.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 4:58pm

I will!

Geoff. on Nov 14 '07 at 4:59pm

okay. i'll vote yes to it. now go vote on my slogans please!

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 5:01pm

alright

hogboy on Nov 14 '07 at 5:01pm

dude.... my son is retarded.... & he got eaten by wolves.... I... cant believe someone could be so insensitive.

BrandonB11 on Nov 14 '07 at 5:03pm

my son IS a retarded wolf who ate himself

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 5:59pm

Hmmm... Thats really weird that a retarded wolf would eat itself.

If your son is retarded then...too bad.

vote for my slogan anyhow.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:00pm

BTW:

If I get printed on this, I promise to donate the prize money to charity.

Probably a charity for retarded children...eaten by wolves.

ladykat on Nov 14 '07 at 6:03pm

OMG, sheer brilliance!

And don't worry. I'm staring at your chest too.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:04pm

I love it!

it would go great with the sweatpants I got from the Rugged Warehouse. they have "I'm gonna punch a 4 year old in the soft spot of their head" running down the side, awesome! child abuse!

littlem on Nov 14 '07 at 6:04pm

you're a very bad man! *spank

ladykat on Nov 14 '07 at 6:04pm

Actually, this really is quite funny:

"Made in a facility that processes nuts."

... are you sure you made that up? ;-)

sp0m on Nov 14 '07 at 6:06pm

yessir

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:10pm

thanks ladykat!

BTW, I don't abuse my child...Just other people's.

Also, I should mention this slogan came out of a conversation with Jef about natural selection.

CLGrovo on Nov 14 '07 at 6:12pm

funny stuff

Zee. on Nov 14 '07 at 6:15pm

I really don't think that your new slogan is very funny. Maybe because one of my best friends younger brother in mentally ill. I've seen this family struggle so much. If I ever saw someone wear that slogan I would kick their ass.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:16pm

I don't abuse children either. I love my nephew, that's why when he comes over, I leave him in the backyard, to teach him how to fend for himself against nature.

JeF on Nov 14 '07 at 6:17pm

Why do you gotta bring me into this.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:18pm

Its your fault jef.

kayceislost on Nov 14 '07 at 6:18pm

You probably brought yourself into it!

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:20pm

Zee, not everyone will find this funny, I understand that. But think about it from the aspect that rules almost al of nature: Survival of the fittest.

And, Mental Ill means you are crazy; Mentally handicapped or mentally disabled is the term you are looking for.

goldensara on Nov 14 '07 at 6:22pm

ahaha I voted. just cuz you have the balls to make said slogan. LOL

xnarx on Nov 14 '07 at 6:23pm

jhicks, I don't know anyone who is mentally sick or anything but I really don't like the slogan. You are right, not EVERYONE will find it funny. I just want to meet the people who do find it funny because I don't get it.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:23pm

I always thought it was survival of the fattest anyways...

JeF on Nov 14 '07 at 6:24pm

I changed my mind Jake, I think the slogan should be "Your retarded child deserves to be eaten by Lions".

It makes even more sense if you think about it.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:26pm

Hmm... Jef is right Lions does make more sense. Post it homeboy!

goldensara on Nov 14 '07 at 6:27pm

it IS survival fo the fattest, therefore when the long winter comes I will own you all mwahahah

Kerrn on Nov 14 '07 at 6:28pm

i worked with the mentally retarded this semester - i was not aware the retarded was an acceptable term, but it is as long as you attach mentally to it

theyre a lot of fun to do crafts with!

-k.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:31pm

Hey, I have met mentally handicapped people who were some of the nicest people on earth.

My sister, however, worked with some and they beat the crap out of her. No Joke.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:33pm

I got pushed down the stairs by a mentally handicapped girl once because I stopped the tape when she was watching beauty and the beast, no lie. That really doesn't have any significance other than... it's sort of related, kind of.

Kerrn on Nov 14 '07 at 6:36pm

IM NOT MENTALLY HANDICAPPED OMAIR AND YOU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT!

-k.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:38pm

Karen, that's not even possible because my parents would never let me invite a wyte in my house.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:38pm

wytegrrl*

goldensara on Nov 14 '07 at 6:39pm

ugh, when will you people learn, its not handicapped, its HANDI-CAPABLE

KBShakedown on Nov 14 '07 at 6:40pm

NASCAR fans also deserve to be eaten by wolvliones.

iPear on Nov 14 '07 at 6:40pm

No, I'm pretty sure she was handicapped, she kept on rewinding the song with the dancing porcelain plates and cups and stuff, and everyone knows that's like the worst song in that movie...

chelly on Nov 14 '07 at 6:41pm

lol@do i look like a whore to you

Kerrn on Nov 14 '07 at 6:41pm

Um kevin...about that...apparently Alex loves NASCAR...
not joking, he does for realz...if he knew you said that...it'd probably break his heart...

-k.

Tonteau on Nov 14 '07 at 6:43pm

Hey all, just to let you know my slogan went up by a vote, and I think the percentage went up too.

Jacob Hicks is a man of his word.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:46pm

NASCAR is THE sport for mental-incapable populatibon. Think about, there are no rules really and spectators only have to watch cars go in a circle and when the white flag goes up, you know its almost over.

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:47pm

no wytes for Ipear :(

goldensara on Nov 14 '07 at 6:48pm

LOL Tonteau nice job on the leprosy one

jhicks on Nov 14 '07 at 6:50pm

I liked that one too

goldensara on Nov 14 '07 at 6:54pm

lolcorp tyme!!