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jhicks aka Jacob Hicks is a 29.5 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2005, has scored 2113 submissions, giving an average score of 1.48.

Feb 20 '07 by jhicks

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Oh Snap! Ask Jake Hicks A question-Birthday edition!

That's right my peeps. Today is my mother f'n Bday- which coincides with Fat Tuesday this year. You all know what that means-hell yeah, sh*t faced drunk action on a Tuesday.

Where's all my Chitown homies? You guys can some get down with me at the Plymouth downtown at Jackson and Plymouth, next door to my current Educational Institution-The John Marshall School of Law.

So Seeing today is my birthday and I'm going all out for it-I'm going let you go all out on this edition of Ask Jake Hicks a question- Today will remain themeless-

It's a free for all question segment, no rules, nothing. Ask me about anything you want.

You know how to play and you know there are prizes.

One hour until 12:20; ready. ..go!

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bhoomika on Feb 20 '07 at 12:25pm

Happy Birthday!!

speedyjvw on Feb 20 '07 at 12:25pm

two part question
why did i go to class today

and

is your birthday party going to be the greatest ever, or the best of all time?

squeegebeckenheim on Feb 20 '07 at 12:25pm

happy birthday!!!!

what alcoholic beverage of choice will get you absolutely smashed this evening?

lemonalle on Feb 20 '07 at 12:26pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

bhoomika on Feb 20 '07 at 12:28pm

Alright.. i ll ask..

Are we going to have a woman president, black president, or a dumbass president in 2008?

renfrue on Feb 20 '07 at 12:28pm

Happy Birthday!
what time o' day were you born?

pyr4lis on Feb 20 '07 at 12:29pm

Happy Birthday!

The "Plymouth" some pilgrim bar? I'll bet your party will make the Plymouth rock! hehe (sorry bad joke and wrong state but I couldn't help myself :P )

littlem on Feb 20 '07 at 12:29pm

do i scare you? :P

littlem on Feb 20 '07 at 12:29pm

and Happy Birthday!

radiostaticstar on Feb 20 '07 at 12:30pm

Bramish on Feb 20 '07 at 12:30pm

Happy Birthday!

My questions:

Who took the bomb from the bombpalompalomp and, as a follow up, who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?

The Crackers on Feb 20 '07 at 12:31pm

I believe you are the greatest person alive.

but my question is

Are you the greatest person alive or are you the greatest person EVER?

bhoomika on Feb 20 '07 at 12:32pm

Another Question...
which one of you SkinnyCorp peep is going to literally be using the phrase, "What happens in Vegas - Stays in Vegas!"

?

Lucretia Mott on Feb 20 '07 at 12:33pm

If you were stranded on an island with a living cow, a dead man and a shotgun with one round left, would you shoot the cow and eat it OR eat the dead man?

For the purpose of this question, the man meat and beef are equally safe. That is to say, the man didn't die of some horrible disease and the cow is equally uninfected.

You can't drink the cow's milk or bleed it or do any other tricky thing that you could do in real life. You have only two choices.

You don't know the man.

I could give you an elaborate back story if you want, but it's pretty unnecesary.

Lucretia Mott on Feb 20 '07 at 12:33pm

*unnecessary

bhoomika on Feb 20 '07 at 12:33pm

alright..well i m off to work..
but Jacob answer my questions...(hope u like my stupid questions)
:-)

tesco on Feb 20 '07 at 12:34pm

what would be your ultimate birthday present?

kidaro on Feb 20 '07 at 12:35pm

Happy happy, joy joy!

If the universe isn't infinite, why do we call it the universe and what do we call what's outside it?

Rachel Ray Gun on Feb 20 '07 at 12:38pm

who is your favorite guitar shredder of all time?

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5937559/the_100_greatest_guitarists_of_all_time

do you agree with that list, or would you rearrange it?

lunchboxbrain on Feb 20 '07 at 12:38pm

Oh snap! Happy birthday!

You're alone with Bea Arthur in a nuclear fall-out bunker. Do you save humanity or keep your dignity?

lemonalle on Feb 20 '07 at 12:40pm

If you had to spend the rest of eternity locked in a room with three other famous people who share your birthday, who would you pick and why?

radiostaticstar on Feb 20 '07 at 12:40pm

if you were forced to share your birthday party celebration what "famous celebrity" who shares your birthday would you most like to share it with...

Patty Hearst
J. Geils
Charles Barkley
Sandy Duncan

and remember, Sandy Duncan can bring the wheat thins...

polemicchem on Feb 20 '07 at 12:40pm

This is one the cleanist wrong questions that I can think of:

If you were stuck in a room and you had to listen to a band on a loop for the rest your life which would you choose:

Nickelback or Creed?

I bet you couldn't come up with a definitive answer...it's too horrible....

realslimnatey on Feb 20 '07 at 12:41pm

ooh, happy birthday man!

youre nearing the big 3-0! do you feel any pressure of not being able to accomplish the things you thought you would before you turned that age!? i know its not for a couple years but as for me, a lot of my friends are either married with children, or hangin out playin nintendo...or have you accomplished everything you thought you would by this time!?

repubblica on Feb 20 '07 at 12:41pm

if humans evolved from monkeys..why do we still have monkeys?

and.. what was the best thing before sliced bread?

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:41pm

are you whispering all the answer's in lemonelle's email when it comes to questions about the next sub being printed?

she always gets those

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:42pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

what is your best birthday memory this far?
most embarassing?

what's the gossip around the office?

radiostaticstar on Feb 20 '07 at 12:42pm

omg lemonalle, that's nutty!!!

realslimnatey on Feb 20 '07 at 12:43pm

who would you EFF, MARRY, KILL...

1. rossticles
2. charles feeeeeeeesta
3. speedy joe vdub

lemonalle on Feb 20 '07 at 12:43pm

hahaha! i was just about to post the same thing!

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:43pm

what do you wish for when you blow out all the candles?

speedyjvw on Feb 20 '07 at 12:44pm

jake has tried battle with me before
lets just say it is currently at a stalemate

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:44pm

do you think it is important to shake a box before you open it? why or why not?

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:45pm

you are being chased through town by a tornado, what t-less shirt are you wearing?

would you answer change if you were being chased by an angry mob?

(serious questions for a person partying tonight)

spacesick on Feb 20 '07 at 12:45pm

dear jake hicks,

has a movie ever made you cry? I always thought I was hard-ass whiskey-drinking motherfucker like you, but I always tear up like a little bitch when rocky dennis dies in Mask, when mickey dies in Rocky III, and when the dad dies at the end of Big Fish

signed,
spacesick

realslimnatey on Feb 20 '07 at 12:46pm

how come when you piss, no matter how many times you shake it, the last drop always does down your leg!?

and...

if you shake it more than 3 times, is it considered...ya know, fish and bait tackle shop!?

realslimnatey on Feb 20 '07 at 12:47pm

*goes

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:47pm

what are your top three favorite toys right now?

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:48pm

what happened the last time you prank called a person?

lemonalle on Feb 20 '07 at 12:48pm

Who would you like to pop out of your birthday cake?

valorandvellum on Feb 20 '07 at 12:48pm

If ship 1 is heading from point A at 3 mph and ship 2 is heading from point C at 7 mph, how many sandwiches will the sailors eat?

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:49pm

what is your ss#, address, work schedule, bank #'s and password to everything?

Khol on Feb 20 '07 at 12:49pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Since you do work at Threadless, what is God like?
Or more importantly who is God?

chelly on Feb 20 '07 at 12:49pm

what's on the menu for the perfect bday meal?

spacesick on Feb 20 '07 at 12:50pm

oh and happy birthday, sweet tits

spacesick on Feb 20 '07 at 12:50pm

Bramish on Feb 20 '07 at 12:50pm

When, will I, will I be famous?
(Can you answer? Can you answer that?)
When, will I, see my picture in the paper?
(Can you answer? Can you answer that?)

MadTheologian on Feb 20 '07 at 12:51pm

What smell you enjoy that others will find detestable?

Tonight...
*Are you going to fight for your right to party...Or are you going to party for your right to fight?
*You got a cell phone and the ultimate list of phone numbers. Who will you call to invite to your party?
*The next day, the inevitable happened. You woke up. What will you do to cure whatever that ailed you?

And for you...happy birthday and enjoy your evening!

realslimnatey on Feb 20 '07 at 12:52pm

dear lemonalle,

this is who id like to pop out of my cake...