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jhicks aka Jacob Hicks is a 29.64 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2005, has scored 2113 submissions, giving an average score of 1.48.

Jan 11 '07 by jhicks

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The best joke ever, beoch

During the final moments of a plane crash, a woman jumps out of her seat and rips her clothes off, shouting, "Who's man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman? I wan't to feel like a woman before I die."

One man towards the back of the plane stands up, rips his shirt off and says, "Here, iron this."

Skipper6745 on Jan 11 '07 at 9:36pm

HAhahaha!

I'm spreading this joke around the world.

speedyjvw on Jan 11 '07 at 9:37pm

wow

WallsReallyWork on Jan 11 '07 at 9:37pm

noice

Joe Johnson on Jan 11 '07 at 9:38pm

bravo jake hicks..... bravo

Kerrn on Jan 11 '07 at 9:38pm

hahahahaha

makes me want to make a sandwich

-k.

iPear on Jan 11 '07 at 9:38pm

Beautiful.

kayceislost on Jan 11 '07 at 9:40pm

aaaaaaahahahahahaha

deathcabfortom on Jan 11 '07 at 9:40pm

that was amazing. by 3:00 tomorrow everyone at my school will know it.

emilyclyne on Jan 11 '07 at 9:42pm

hahaha, thats soo funny

iPear on Jan 11 '07 at 9:42pm

I didn't acutally read the title, I just saw a comment by Joe Johnson and i thought this was like some sort of Secret information from LOST.

Squaw on Jan 11 '07 at 9:51pm

This joke always reminds me of when I was the fragile age of 11 and I was dancing around in this cute little skort and singing Shania Twain's "Man I Feel Like a Woman" to impress my brother's friend.

During the chorus he said "If you feel like a woman maybe you should shave your ape legs."

I was crushed. I ran into the bathroom and attemped to shave. I cut myself so deep that I almost bled to death!

iPear on Jan 11 '07 at 9:53pm

I could kick his ass, but that would be the right thing to do.

ir0cko on Jan 11 '07 at 9:55pm

hahahaha

MeLa de Gypsie on Jan 11 '07 at 10:01pm

hahahaaa...

I'm laughing in spite of myself!!!

coolchika on Jan 11 '07 at 10:05pm

haha. funny.

littlem on Jan 11 '07 at 10:40pm

i like that one. :P

juliejeremiah on Jan 11 '07 at 10:44pm

Awesome, now tell a racist joke please.

tina-tinkle-toes on Jan 11 '07 at 10:53pm

hmm.. why am I not laughing?
oh right, those kinds of male/female schemas don't exist in my mind. and MAYBE if people weren't tards, those schemas wouldn't exist in society. and MAYBE if people didn't mock those tards by using their tard language, those schemas would disappear faster.

kinda like how some black peeps use the n-word. notice how it's still offensive and a problem. nobody uses the word cracker, though, so it doesn't really mean anything anymore. get it?

jhicks on Jan 12 '07 at 10:17pm

the strange part about this joke is I didn't even post it. Someone at skinnycorp posted it under my name. Strange.

realslimnatey on Jan 12 '07 at 10:19pm

*RIMSHOT*

THAT was the joke right there wasnt it!?

iPear on Jan 12 '07 at 10:21pm

OKay, so this indian dude walks into a skate park and trips on a skateboard or whatever right? he goes down into one of them emptied out pools or whatever. Okay, so he comes up after going on that wild ride....

and then. like.

...

this other dude's like 'WOAH DUDE THAT WAS SICK!' and the indian guys like 'NONONONONO I AM NOT SIKH, I AM HINDU'

...bddm...chh.