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jhicks aka Jacob Hicks is a 29.54 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2005, has scored 2113 submissions, giving an average score of 1.48.

Jan 09 '07 by jhicks

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Oh Hell Ya! Ask Jake Hicks Aaquestion is Back !

Hey people, were bringing it back in the new year. You remember how to play? I throw out a theme and you guys ask me something based on that theme. I pick three or so winners and the best question wins a gift certificate for the site.

Today's theme: New years resolution.

Give me a great one and then ask me a question on that resolution. You have until 2:40 cst. Let's do it!

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Frank Vice on Jan 09 '07 at 2:11pm

You should stop smoking. do you smoke?

iPear on Jan 09 '07 at 2:11pm

My resolution, is to think of at least one person that affects my life, and think how important they are...which I'm already failing to do. :D

Uh
my question is.

Would you be able to give up your favorite source of entertainment for like a year?

squintygirl on Jan 09 '07 at 2:12pm

I have resolved this year to not instantly think that every new person I meet is an asshole. What can you suggest on-air to prevent everyone I might meet this year from making me think that they're assholes? Thanks!

little g on Jan 09 '07 at 2:12pm

Stop feeding the flamingos your failed choc chip cookie batches.

How did you manage to get flamingo's in Chicago anyway?

yion072 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:12pm

My resolution is to get an iPhone.

Question:
Will you buy it for me?

;)

little g on Jan 09 '07 at 2:13pm

that one is for you btw

iPear on Jan 09 '07 at 2:13pm

I diddn't really know what exactly you wanted.

Stevethegreat on Jan 09 '07 at 2:14pm

my resolution was to be better.

how do I do this?

and should I go do some work now or not?

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:15pm

Mine is to get along better with people you have to see on a day to day basis.

How do I prevent myself from punching my roommate in the face/ suffocating my cunt of a roommate with a pillow in her sleep/ put up with living with a complete moron for one more semester?

PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS OF DIRE IMPORTANCE.

Or, how do I get away with suffocating an unbearable roommate?

Please answer one of these, either will do.

little g on Jan 09 '07 at 2:15pm

My resolution is to win the power ball lottery.

How do I build a time machine so that I can go into the future in order to find out the winning numbers to pick?

realslimnatey on Jan 09 '07 at 2:15pm

how do you give up on spending day and night, breakfast and dinner, blood and wine, on addicting tshirt designing websites!?

that was my new years resolution

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:16pm

Do you think food poisoning will work? That way no one will know if was me, and I will get the room to myself, AND I will be doing the world a favor.

iPear on Jan 09 '07 at 2:17pm

really look into food poisoning Kayce, she'll be moaning and whining for like 3 days straight because she won't be able to get out of bed.

...

squintygirl on Jan 09 '07 at 2:18pm

I have resolved to curb my snacking. What can I do to make snacking less appealing, besides riddling the otherwise tasty items with deadly poison? Thanks!

blonde8007 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:19pm

Travel.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?

sorry if that's too serious of a question.

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:19pm

omair - I dont stay in the room that often, im a design student.

but even the few minutes a day we see each other is too many. she is the most difficult person in the world.

omair, ill give you a dollar if you dispose of her.

realslimnatey on Jan 09 '07 at 2:20pm

whisper to gina: id go to montana

blonde8007 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:21pm

whisper to nate: I'd go to Australia. but you knew that.

Stevethegreat on Jan 09 '07 at 2:22pm

nate thinks Hannah Montana is the governor

xiv on Jan 09 '07 at 2:24pm

if your resolution was to prepare yourself for next years resolution what would it be, and why?

realslimnatey on Jan 09 '07 at 2:24pm

whisper to gina: i thought you already are going!? im going to romania/spain and anywhere between

footsies with steve: bnanna hanna montana

Skipper6745 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:25pm

How good are you at the pogo stick?

Stevethegreat on Jan 09 '07 at 2:25pm

banana hannah montana grenada

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:30pm

What if I slip something in her drink?

How do I get away with that?

GAH Only one more hour til she returns to the room, I must prepare the assault... Uh... prepare her welcome... yeah.

chelly on Jan 09 '07 at 2:30pm

if i moved to chicago, who at threadless would babysit my toddler so that i could follow up on my resolutions to exercise and get in some "me" time?

ir0cko on Jan 09 '07 at 2:30pm

Losing the bulge- Why are many people unsuccessful when it comes to this resolution?

margolove on Jan 09 '07 at 2:30pm

Get in shape.

If you could pick one form of exercise (anything, anything at all), but could only use that form to get in shape (or if you are in shape, remain in shape), what would you choose?

Or might it just be easier to steal the toned body parts of others and graft them onto yourself?

chelly on Jan 09 '07 at 2:30pm

at what age can my resolution be to drink and smoke MORE?

blonde8007 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:31pm

Now for my less serious one.

"Have sex with a celebrity."

Now, which one of these celebrities would you Marry, Do, and Kill?

Angelina Jolie

Christina Milian

Hugh Hefner's Girlfriends

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:31pm

Any age Chelly, ANY! hahahaha

mezo on Jan 09 '07 at 2:33pm

My resolution: to go a whole year without having an In My Pants accident.

Your question: how many times have you accidented in your pants?

ir0cko on Jan 09 '07 at 2:34pm

Do you think pets have resolutions?

Try not to lick as often? Sleep with the neighbor's dog?

xiv on Jan 09 '07 at 2:34pm

Be just like Jake Hicks.

What are 5 most important things that need to be addressed to make this a successful resolution?

chelly on Jan 09 '07 at 2:34pm

in 2007 i'm considering starting a band. what format of music should i create?

WallsReallyWork on Jan 09 '07 at 2:35pm

i have a resolution to be happy, no matter what. Happiness is just made up, and all it takes to get it is to say so.

What would you say is your key to happiness, that truly gives life meaning for you and makes everyhting worthwhile?

herky on Jan 09 '07 at 2:40pm

resolution: I would like to try to get more exercise this year.
question: How many calories does a strict regimen of scoring submissions, commenting and intense blogging burn?

squeegebeckenheim on Jan 09 '07 at 2:41pm

if you had to choose one member of your family you could never speak to again (that you actually love) who would it be and why?

lemonalle on Jan 09 '07 at 2:41pm

My resolution is to get more sleep because I'm always tired. But I hate sleeping!

If you had the choice to go the rest of your life without needing to sleep or with the ability to eat whatever you want whenever you want without gaining weight, which would you choose and why?

kayceislost on Jan 09 '07 at 2:43pm

OMG

LEMONALLE If I had either of those abilities I would be so fucking happy. No sleep means Im more productive, but damn, not being able to gain weight - I wouldnt be such a fatass.

mezo on Jan 09 '07 at 2:44pm

Uh. People who hate sleep also hate America. TERR'IST!

jhicks on Jan 09 '07 at 2:44pm

i will give a few more minutes then this contest is over

lemonalle on Jan 09 '07 at 2:44pm

Sleeping is boring! And being bored is anti-American. That's why I have a TV!

lemonalle on Jan 09 '07 at 2:45pm

It'd be a tough choice for me too, Kayce, but I think I'd have to go with getting rid of the sleeping. Then I could use one of those extra hours to exercise. Maybe.

shirtflirt on Jan 09 '07 at 2:46pm

you don't need to work out, but you said you were gonna start.
my question is:
what is the air speed velocity of european swallow?

mezo on Jan 09 '07 at 2:46pm

Boring?!

Your dreams must consist of nothing more than black clouds and soot. TERR'IST!

jhicks on Jan 09 '07 at 2:48pm

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ir0cko on Jan 09 '07 at 2:48pm

good luck everyone

lemonalle on Jan 09 '07 at 2:49pm

And you people!

hahaha

Yeah, I guess dreams are okay, when I can remember them.

blonde8007 on Jan 09 '07 at 2:49pm

Here's one for you..

Resolution:Fall in Love

Question:

Do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance, dance, dance

Watch me now (push push)
Ah shake it up baby (push push)
Why, youre driving me crazy (push push)
Oh cmon a little closer

Well I can mash potato (I can mash potato)
Well I can do the twist (and I can do the twist)
Woh tell me baby (tell me baby)
Do you like it like this (do you like it like this)

Tell me, tell me, tell me

Do you love me (oh do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance, dance, dance

iPear on Jan 09 '07 at 6:10pm

I'm lucky I don't hate sleep.

Butch.

minus the U

plus the I

OWHDM

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