My favorite color is black, the color of my lungs.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Red Eggs and Jam
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Homemade Burritos
-San Luis Style-
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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There's more than one way to eat an Oompa Loompa.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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You like Me. Me likes You.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm wearing Tighty Whities....
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If only anything in life was as realiable as the Internet...
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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The real smell of Quantum Mechanics.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'd walk a mile for your mother.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Stimulation for Body and Mother.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Underpants Tested, Mother Approved.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The Pythagorean Theorem: a^2 + b^2 = c^2
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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You are an interesting possibility.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I watch Tee- V
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Forever the Sickest Shirt
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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(on chest)
( . ) ( . )
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Nice Bike!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Canada: The Eight Wonder of the World
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Pass me the Mashed Potatoes
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Eagles Fly with Pride
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea...
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Just do ("it" crossed out) me.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Don't cut the dumplings!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I lost my virginity to Peer Pressure.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I cheat on standardized tests.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Yes, I started it.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I (heart) Jesus
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Show me how you get down.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Stop, drop, and lock it.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I had a million dollars but I bought this shirt.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Masturbation: The only real safe sex method.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I know Victoria's Secret!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Nothing really rhymes with oranges.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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"insert pervert remark here"
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This shirt is awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Vomit free since '93.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This is my recreational shirt.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Humpty Dumpty says don't sit on walls.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt is Green. Like my grass.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt is forever
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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"I... I think I'm coveting my own wife!",
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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You. Me. 10 minutes.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I'm a freak. You can stop staring now.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Pornography:
Art or fiction?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I see naked people!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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A king without a crown ain't no king!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Homo Habilis is a direct descendant of Homo Erectus.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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William Shakespear is a Hack!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Luke. I'm not your father.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Barbie cheated on Ken.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You sure talk a lot.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You're Canadian?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Chocolate Rain!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Am I really that ugly?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My next door neighbor is Waldo.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm constantly constipated.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I drink toilet water.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Free Hugs.
Anyone?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Living proof that God has humor.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Onomatopeia:
cling! clang! woosh! thump!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I wish I was adopted!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Se Habla Espanol?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I still think the world is flat!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Proud parent of an Honor Roll Student.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Proud Honor Roll Student.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I have 782 friends on Myspace but I still feel lonely.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I came. I saw. I conquered.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I am so wasted right now.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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U.S. Citizen!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Are my nipples that noticeable?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Dime Vaquero!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Masturbation is legal!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Pop. Lock. and Drop It.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Yesterday i dreamt of wearing this shirt
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This is my Birthday Shirt!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I wish I had a better shirt.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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"Welcam to Macdonna's"
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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"Foreclose and Seven Years Ago.."
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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