It's about time someone broke out the lederhosen. And yodeled, or perhaps not.

retarded as it may be.

So in light of the "holiday" season in which I loathe (even more than annoying people + old people farts) Here is some HI-larious blogs and stuff to visit on Feb. 14, or whenever, instead of moping because one is not attached/the person you are with is a jackass/insert nonromantic reason here. And because there is only so many times one can watch Joe vs. the Volcano.
Feel free to add, the interweb is a huge and terrifying place full of wonder and majesty.

http://failblog.org/

http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/

http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/

http://members.tripod.com/AdamWest/rob.htm

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

My first blerg entry in threadless is a plug! For shame. But alas, the yeti need not be extinct. You can prevent that from happening. Dial extension 511 to reach a representative, or click the link, and you too can make sure this animal is saved from total annihilation. Don't make me get Sally Struthers all up in here.