If trolls don't exist, then how do you explain the dead unicorns?
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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Elementally retarded
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Peace Off!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You're a ridiculous person. Keyword: DIC!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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We're Beer drinkers, not Winers
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Time sure flies when you throw your clock out the window
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Make snow women and save the species
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If you start making sense, you might work your way up to a dollar
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Take a minute and vote on others slogans
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Get rich or die not rich
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Snowmen pick their carrots
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I love loving lovable things
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Bigfoot wears custom shoes
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Are we there yeti?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Snowmen went extinct, there weren't any snow women
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Save the earth, stop breathing
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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No way! You like money too?
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Aliens have great light shows
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Retainers really
shuck
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Aliens have the best Raves
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Aliens only want me for my bod
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Aliens throw the best raves
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Only Chuck Norris laughs at his own facts
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Nope, nothing clever on this T-shirt
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Stop wasting your time, I'm sure somebody else wants to
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be shopping for a new shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Who doesn't want to fly?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Dogs must have it ruff
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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My wife is submissive
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I didn't mean to burst your bubble...well, actually I did
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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If only, if only, the woodpecker dies
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Video games are good for the console
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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My T-shirt has AUTHENTIC BATTLE DAMAGE!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Save a tree, write an email
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Of course I know the Muffin Man!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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You're dumber than a bag of hammers.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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P-I-M-Ple
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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retainers shuck
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Slap Jack! He's a Jerk!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Neanderthals kept it Original
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Don't drink and drive, you might not find anything more fun to do
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Happy hour sure is deceiving when you feel it the next morning
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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You can kiss me if you roll two sixes
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'll shoot you with my rainarrow
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Noah could have left those two mosquitoes outside
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I drink better when I drive Occifer
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Happy hour=Fatherhood
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If black isn't a color, why were black people called colored?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Music is starting to grow on me
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm allergic to bad taste of clothes
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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What would Matt Damon do?
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Mr. T thinks the glass is half FOO
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Riding into the sunset would burn
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Are you the mistake or the regret?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Your mom wears Mithril
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Girls like a liar, especially when his nose grows
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Bums don't always make cents
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I'm not lucky, I'm just rich
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Asians only look alike because they're all ninjas
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Don't use wireless mice, they might get away
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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let's ►
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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how the hell is anyone suppose to win 500$ when no one ever vote
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You're the next best thing. That's all you'll ever be.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I know you think this shirt is about you
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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2 many ppl txt
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Supa Cali Fradge
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Money makes the world go round. Notice it doesn't go anywhere
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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U-R-A-Q-T
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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52 card pickup truck
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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You suck better than the economy
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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In-N-Out Burglar
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If you give a mouse a cookie he'll threaten you for another one
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Breakfast All Day Long
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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The text on this shirt is closer to me than you'll ever get.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Nobody listens to turtle
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If you were a goldfish cracker about to be eaten, you'd smile too
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Keepin' it squeege
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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No sweat off my sack
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Red knight's goin' down
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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How can you catch 'em all? They keep making more!
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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?yldab os trihs siht daer ot tnaw uoy od yhW
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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tech-the-eff-no
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Women can't touch their elbows together.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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You might know me as the Milk Man
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Shrooms are for Grooms
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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look at my profile and rate my slogans
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Play video games, it's good for the consol.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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iPOS
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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You scream, I scream, we all scream for no apparent reason
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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Don't care>care
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Boba didn't die
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Pimp my Mellenium Falcon
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I wonder if Obama can get on a plane?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Titanic was a cutter
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm sorry, but did you realize that you are a Sucker Punk!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If the size of the boat don't matter, why'd your wife leave you?
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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If you're a pessimist, you're sense of humor is half empty!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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If you're an optimist, you're half full of BS!
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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If you throw a coin in the water, you'll gypped
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Them beavers go, "DAMN!"
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Bite-sized can go a whole lot of ways.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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CHUNKY
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Goats don't care about you, neither do I.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Black absorbs the light, you reflect stupidity.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Teach a man how to fish and you'll get competition.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Teach a man how to fish and you'll get competition.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Einstein counted his toes. He probably didn't know they were his.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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If you want my number just ask me, but I'll still say NO
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Knock Knock
Open Slam!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Stuck in the moment...with you.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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What if...nevermind. No one cares.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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We're probably not thinking the same thing.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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We would already know if we'll ever make a time machine.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Why is it called the "news" if it happened already?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If I get hammered, you get nailed.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Show your face you DUCK!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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If you're trying to convince me that I'm bipolar, what are you?
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If your wenis is on your elbow, where is your pagina?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Do you play the Bass, or the Electric Eel?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I think he picked the wrong rib.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Who cares if you're hot, half of America hates spicy.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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How many times do I have to tell You? It wasn't Coloniel Mustard!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Nice car! Wanna truck?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I bet you wish this text was on my butt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Spread my jedi butter on your dark side bread.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Masticate my earlobe.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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A guy walks into a bar...and NOBODY CARES!
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I'll shut up if you shut down.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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