I'm going to pace myself and just start off with my favorite, if someone is lying to me I call them a Baron Münchhausen, he was a this huge liar, he went to war, came back and said he had gone to the moon, ridden cannon balls, and escaped a swamp by pulling himself out by his own hair etc.

Val Kilmer

when people pee in my oatmeal I call them grape farmers

"I hope your children have mental problems."

I've actually said that but while playing Smash against a friend. I do not like Kirby.

when people take the last sweater off the rack i call them salad scrapers

when people throw weebles at children i call them dragmars

When people poop on my chest, I call them ToraSteve.

when people hum Yanni songs I call them fanny ligs

when people grow chia herb gardens I call them corpus kristy swanson

when people eat fruit by the foot i call them gorbachev breadmakers

when people leave their socks in the doorway i call them canned beatrice

when people have cankles i call them my aunt

when people break stained glass windows with shoe horns i call them boot cut rim jobs

Haha, these are turning out great, this one isn't original, but when someone says something that I don't really know how to respond to I just quote StepBrothers and say, "I remember my first beer."

I often call Joel (the creator of this blog) a marker mouth thats my favorite!!

I often call Brandon (he's a Noh Body) poop stool.

Get it!? It's poop made of stool, or a stool made of poop, either way it's comic genius.

I often call Greg (the guy in taking a shart in the stall next to me) my lover.

This isn't an insult, but going along with that...

My cousin is a DJ and he and one of his Dutch friends went to a pub in Ireland. His friend has trouble understanding English, and the thick accents made it very difficult for him to understand, so when people came up to him, complimenting him on his set and asking questions, he just nodded and said, "Yea, I'd love a Heineken!". It seemed to work.

I often use phrases like butt, butthead, butthole, buttface, buttheard, buttpoop, or buttastic or just fusing butt with something, something about it makes it more funny than using ass.

I've actually said that but while playing Smash against a friend. I do not like Kirby.


you know... i don't curse that often, but i'd say at least 80% of my swearing is the result of playing Smash Bros.

"I think less of you as a person."

that's my personal standby.... generally when someone tells me they like Nickelback or they've read and enjoyed the Twilight series.

kirby ftw! i've been told to drink bleach.

With drinking bleach you wont have worry about stomach viruses*

Brandon you are filled with such wisdom haha.

I am sad this hasn't got many comments, I know there's untapped creativity out there.

I saw the funniest insult ever on this site once....I sometimes still chuckle to myself about it.

There was this blogger who was bigging himself up saying he was in this dodgeball team, & this other blogger, who was really unpopular but in truth really funny said "..and off the court, the balls smack you on the chin, right where you like them"

I laughed for 20 minutes, then I showed my fella & we laughed about it some more. Happy days....

Haha, that's too funny

your farts smell worse than most

Hey that was insulting!