If only...

What does work normally consist of?

Office jobs kill your spirit. It's best to follow Stef's guide to corporate success:

Due, what are you talking about? If I had an office job, my cubicle would be so tricked out, I'd have usb missile launchers, and talking LED clocks, and a computer that's mounted to a CD, and lot's of cat calenders, lot's of fucking cat calenders, plus pics of various child stars.

Nah, Shatner pics are the way to go. Various Shatner pics, don't skimp on the TJ Hooker era either.

I'd also have like 12,000,000% productivity, and supply the cafeteria with an unlimited supply of bran flakes.

Or a "Hang In There Kitty" poster.

I need to work on the road. Whenever I'm in a room too long, I have a tendency to roll around on the carpet.



Good thing I don't work with you, your floor would be all matted down.

Iv been debating with myself whether to get some kind of business or law related degree

I think boredom and the killing of spirit are stopping me

I work with Banks, Credit Unions and numbers....Boring!

I used to wait table... More money, Less work, more fun.