Video games taught me how to peel apples
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Please Look, Touching Optional.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Stop being so Homo Sapien
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Love yourself like it was someone else
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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George Orwell had one thing right, Chocolate rations are up!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Living in the past gets you all the antiques.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Treat the elephants with respect, they know everything about you
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Billy Mays is my father in law.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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There can only be one highscorer!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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People love waffles because it baffles to try flapjacks
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye! I have Pastries!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Hate the haters with love!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I like to consider myself half tiger, half wizard
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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How can one be yellow if they are blue all the time
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Creativity is like marshmallows waiting to expand in your stomach
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Video games taught me how to peel potatoes
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Pants are surprisingly comfortable if you wear them right
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Eatting waffles does not make you Belgian
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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When you’ve got the time, let me be your guide
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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We all need time, but how much do we have left is the question?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Words on anything is literature in my books
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Why must we argue when we can debate!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm president of the internet
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My dog can play Beethoven, Mozart, Chostakovitch and roll over
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Assuming this is real, where is the DANGER?!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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The universe consists of only chocolate and and endless pleasure
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Please refrain from the breaking down of beats
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Feminists are my significant other.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I just read 3 books and have verbal diarrhea now
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Vote, it's for everyone's disadvantage
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Short, sweet, to the point. I'm all that, except short...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Giving away what you want most, ICE CREAM
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Ich Kann Deutsch, what's your talent?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Don't just stand there, do a barrel-roll!
of 5 votes, 60% like it
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Say what?! no seriously, I didn't hear you
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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This is my rage shirt, enrage me so I can rip it off
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Prioritize me
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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They look legit ^
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Come on, I've got candy!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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The shirt's only half the joke
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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Cucumbers are for eatting, not rubbing on yourself
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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One of many...
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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there's a dollar, look down
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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inverting head results instant facelift
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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living with the past at least gets antiques
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm foolproof, and gravity is a joke, right?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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money is the cause of holes in pockets
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Keep on moving, otherwise keep on dreaming
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Fell in love with a girl, but she's not mine...
yet.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Love
it's harder to realize
than you
think
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Loving is not a crime, not showing it should be
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Come one come all, I have cake
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm in love, and I just wanted you to know.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Wishing gets you nothing but a bloated mind
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Just say it, you'd hit it
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Love one another like it was your self
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bringin' the noise and takin' the pain
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I approve as your hypothetical mind reader
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The worlds a stage, and I'm director, producer and lead actor.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Road Trip is my middle name
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Lies, Lies, Lies,
That's the truth.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The day breaks, and it's my job to put everyone back to bed
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Working for your benefit, so don't mess me up
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a thrill seeker by nature
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stop being so
Homo sapien
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I <3 everyone for a reason, whats yours? :D
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Seriously, I'm being sarcastic here...
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I wish I was as cool as everyone put together
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Depending on the situation, science is KILLER and/or FUN!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I heart triple bypass
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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My name is Robert Paulson.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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It's easy to burn bridges when it's cold outside.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I R ROBOT. PUSH MY BUTTONS PLEASE.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I pretend to care, sometimes.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Please look. Touching optional.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Dancing freak, look out.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I like chick flicks.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Lean on this shoulder, right, here.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm social to some extent, umm... bye.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN'!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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