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chriscross977
aka Chris Carpenter is a 22.34 year old boy, has been a member since January 6, 2009, has scored 352 submissions, giving an average score of 1.77, helping 7 designs get printed.
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I Could Learn to Levitate, But I'm Above That.
of 68 votes, 40% like it
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Alliteration is awesome but after awhile it's almost annoying
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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Techno...? TechYES!
of 62 votes, 39% like it
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Confuse gravity, Dance on the ceiling.
of 65 votes, 35% like it
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Keep your chin up. Especially if you're drowning.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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The Duckbill Platypus: forefather of Identity Crisis.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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There is no safety in numbers when it comes to math tests.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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Latin is a dead language. Learn it to communicate with zombies.
of 80 votes, 39% like it
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Crying over spilt Milkshakes is completely acceptable.
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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Time traveling was fun tomorrow.
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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Velociraptor survivor.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Everyone's in shape. Just not the same one.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Dinosaurs should have spent more time developing meteor vaccines
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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Throwing stars. A Ninja's sticky note.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Vikings use Norse Code.
of 40 votes, 55% like it
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Evolved from lvl 1 kid.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Skydiving brought me down to Earth.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Equilibrists know the ropes.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Psychotic muffins are attacking the library!
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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Don't go dancing in the rain if you're made out of gingerbread.
of 28 votes, 57% like it
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Gravity: Always pulling your leg
of 28 votes, 68% like it
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Schizophrenics get the best of both worlds.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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To make a long story short, don't use morse code.
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Aren't we all under the weather?
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Evil rain clouds stole my thunder.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Integers know how to keep it Real.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I prefer to travel by grappling hook.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Actions speak quieter when they're carried out by ninjas.
of 28 votes, 61% like it
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Drunk monkeys stole my grandma.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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Wheel of FORTUNE COOKIES
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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If the ocean waves at everyone, why does it have so many anemones
of 25 votes, 56% like it
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Red Riding Hood got Wolfed down.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Musicians have sound minds.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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Forgetting to breathe will leave you feeling blue.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Music is a sound investment.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Thomas Edison was scared of the dark
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Finger Fencing Champion
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Celery stalks me.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Slow and steady wins the race. Unless its a real race.
of 42 votes, 57% like it
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What doesn't kill you probably still hurts pretty bad
of 35 votes, 63% like it
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Beluga Whales look like giant marshmallows
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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When i grow up i wanna be a kid.
of 29 votes, 59% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A Leopard can't change its spots, unless it's a chameleon leopard
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Aviators are Fly
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Carmel Sundae Monsoon!!!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Chance takers are Fun makers.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Chemistry is fascist. Ions are always in charge.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Cuddling is a contact sport
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Extra pickles, no onions, no pickles and extra onions please.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Free country? I'll take it.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Frisbee Golfing Champion
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Hands make great forks.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Help end feline curiosity: Number 1 killer of cats worldwide.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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I built the pyramids.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I wanted to start from scratch....and sniff.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I woke up on the wrong side of the floor this morning.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not impatient. I just have a wait problem.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Laser beams are like infinite deadly glow sticks.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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My bed doubles as a ferrari
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My hidden temple is legend.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Nothing rhymes with Orange......Wait, no it doesn't.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Nunchucks are Lethal
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Office work. A terminal condition.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Only YOU can prevent the future.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Pants grow on Pantrees
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Pass the Scissors
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Piranhas are all bite and no bark.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Pretty Snazzy!!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Previously freshly shaven.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Racquetball. Its Off the Wall!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Seeing is Believing
Peeing is Relieving
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Skydiving will bring you down to Earth.
of 6 votes, 67% like it
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Super Heroes have strange fashion sense.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Texting is a Contact sport
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Thats AMERICAN right there!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Thats the last straw. I'm switching to spoons.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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The Easter Bunny kinda freaks me out
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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The invention of the time bomb hasn't affected time at all..
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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There's no safety in numbers when it comes to math tests.
of 23 votes, 65% like it
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They're....Their....There we go.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Thumb wrestle me for it
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Tomatoes don't worry about being behind, they know how to ketchup
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Underwater Basket-weaving Champion
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Vampires are such casket cases.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Volcano Clean-Up Crew
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Watch your step, Im wearing flip flops.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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What flavor of chip is on my shoulder?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Why can't it just be spelled Winsday?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Woooo Nascar!!!!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Yes ladies, I am Waldo.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Yettis exist
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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