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Feller
aka Dan Richards has been a member since January 5, 2009, has scored 2,137 submissions, giving an average score of 2.16, helping 31 designs get printed.
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I'm good at sports.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I am my future self, come back in time to screw things up.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I am my future self, come back in time to fix things.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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This is a clever slogan from the future.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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gravity makes me sad.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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wink, wink.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I thought I liked pudding, then I went to England.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Soccer is like the river dance of sports.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Bacon: the vegetarian's gateway drug.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Mankind is an oxymoron.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My parents think I'm at the library.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Hug me, I have explosive diarrhea.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The British ruined the word pudding.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Addicted to Vegemite.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Unicorn on the cob.
The magical side dish.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I owe late fees.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Let's see that again in slow motion.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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My planet can beat up your planet.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Read books not t-shirts.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm a Unicorn Zombie Ninja Nerd.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When life gives you lemons, make a funny face.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You are what you eat...minus poop.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Fun people have more fun.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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rock, paper, scissors, shotgun.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Donate your body to science fiction.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Cartoon violence made me do it.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Commit random acts of banana pants.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Yo mamma is a joke.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I donated my body to science fiction.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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This slogan has a British accent.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Voted most likely to get by.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I got a C+ in computer programming.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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In my day, t-shirts were funny!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I got a C+ in programming.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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There are two kinds of people in this world, males and females.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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When I look at animals, I imagine they are clouds.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a kid.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Pillow fights, not war!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I have an imaginary parrot on my shoulder.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Blink once for yes, twice for yes-yes.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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Sentimental stories about onions make me cry.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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I am man, hear me snore.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Save a planet, destroy a death star.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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My other girlfriend is a total fox.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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I'm in an indie band. (Translation: I can't sing.)
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Sometimes I feel like a 32bit guy in an 8bit world.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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I think outside the xob.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I think a bird just flipped me the human.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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You are what you eat. This is especially true for cannibals.
of 24 votes, 50% like it
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You are what you eat. Especially if you're a cannibal.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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I'm not old, thou art young.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Help me make my girlfriend jealous.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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I wish we had decided to just toilet paper Iraq.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I used to be a stalker, now I'm an admirer from at least 500ft.
of 31 votes, 58% like it
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I'm not high on life, but I do have a little buzz.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I'm addicted to those candy cigarettes.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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This is my real hair!
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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Don't tread on me. No really, you're standing on my foot.
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Tired cliche with profoundly unexpected twist.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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Born to display lame slogans.
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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I lettered in typography.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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I say, Instead of war, we have massive pillow fights.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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Quick, pretend to be my girlfriend.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I had that scary American dream again.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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You're place or my parents' ?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Don't judge me. You're probably not qualified.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Dyslexic psychic's predict the past.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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But seriously, can I have $20.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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If you floss, you are part of the great hygiene conspiracy.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Do vegetarians feel guilty eating baby carrots?
of 24 votes, 54% like it
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I'm here. Let the shenanagans begin.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Gravity wins.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Can I interest you in a pyramid scheme?
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Attention Mimes:
I will punch you in the face.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Betcha' can't guess how many cats I have?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Pancakes anyone?
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Will work for pop-tarts.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Join the fight against conflict.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Accident free for 108 days.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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For some reason fortune cookies always predict my doom.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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I find you more irresistible than bubble wrap.
of 23 votes, 52% like it
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I owe all of my success to the magic 8-ball.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Males, and Females.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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You probably bug me.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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continental drift makes me feel sad.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Go cram a unicorn in your rainbow hole.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Brought to you by the magic of reproduction.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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I'm made of the stuff that ordinary guys are made of.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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My parents think I'm asleep in my room.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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I come from a long line of procreators.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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I'm complicated. Get used to it.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Sleep is way overrated.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Yo momma wears blank t-shirts.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Homosapien Deluxe.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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I feel like wearing a slogan today.
of 36 votes, 42% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
60's vs. 80's
Discuss.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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8-track tape survivor
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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A dee's mew zick.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Baseball vs Crickett.
Discuss.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Be fabulous.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Blikky Rocks!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Changing the world, one slogan at a time.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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Chuck Norris is a Unicorn Zombie Nerd.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Deaf people with touretts = jazz hands.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Declare pillow fights, not war.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Drop kittens, not bombs.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Excuse me, have you seen my helper monkey?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Head Lice: Just one of many things I probably don't have.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Hipper than thou.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I care, you care, we all care for health care.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I grew up thinking my toes could be turned into bacon.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I have mad kickball skills.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I have major problems.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I may not be a genius, but at least I'm average looking.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I say we settle global conflicts with massive pillow fights.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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I seem to have a knack for getting slapped.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I smell awesome!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I usually wear this shirt with my spaceman pants.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I wear my ketchup on my sleeve.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I will totally toilet paper your house!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I'm a walking wardrobe malfunction.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I'm actually a regular guy in an average body.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm addicted to bubble wrap.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm an 8-bit kind of guy.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm between tuxedos right now.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I'm looking for a sidekick.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I'm misunderstood, globba jibber vacuum pickle.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not short, you're just an idiot.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not very good with words.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Imagine a world where there is no bacon.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In stead of war, why not have hot-dog eating contests?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Is it windy in here, or do you just suck that much?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's like me grandma used to say...gibb me back my teeff
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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It's like my grandma used to say..."gibb me back my teef&quo
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Join me in the ban of wall mounted talking fish.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Join me in the fight against slogan t-shirts.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Kickball champion.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Live every day like it's your third to last.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Live every day like the world is almost out of snack pudding.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Live every day until you're dead.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Lorum Ipsum.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My glass is half full.....of vomit!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My grandmother knitted this shirt for me.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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My other girlfriend is a 10.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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My other girlfriend is a stone cold fox.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My parents went to Paris, and all I got was the house to myself.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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No ID required.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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Pickup Line #17:
Betcha can't guess how many cats I have?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Pickup line #38:
There's a good chance I don't have lice.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Pickup line #8:
Lets go to my place, my parents are fast asleep.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Sad stories about onions always make me cry.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Scurvy. Just one of many things I probably don't have.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Slogan Writers Local 147
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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slow dancer.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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slow gun tea.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Stay! Roll Over! Play Dead! Good Boyfriend.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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suckalucka
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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t-shirts separate man from beast.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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The uglier you are, the more hotties there are in the world.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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There are two kinds of people in this world, males and females.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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There are two kinds people in the world. Males and females.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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This slogan has an English accent.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Ugly people are victims of face-ism.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Unicorn on the cob: Magically nutritious.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Voted most likely to_______.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Wanna go out with me? Blink once for "yes" and twice fo
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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what 401K?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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When I say, "jump". You say, "off what".
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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When opportunity knocks, I give them a list of all your friends.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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work hard, play hard, pray hard.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You probably annoy me.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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You seem nice enough. Can I have a cup of your pee?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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